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Somebody Makes A Statue of Kate Moss. Apparently Not as A Joke

by hecklerspray staff

It’s a well known fact that supermodels are competitive amongst their own kind. The Friday night binge and purge contests, the number of perverts that stalk you, the length of community service for drug and/or violence related offences… the list goes on.

But if you’re a supermodel and someone were to make a gold statue of your likeness, then that pretty much gives you most super supermodel of the universe status. Take Kate Moss, for instance. Some artist has made a gold statue out of her, and that’s quite an honour.

Just like it will be a tremendous honor when we finish our David Hasselhoff statue made from fingernail clippings of German teenage girls and kitten tears.

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UK Trainwreck Of The Year Awards: THE RESULTS!

by Stuart Heritage

We asked and you responded – here come the long-awaited results of the hecklerspray UK Trainwreck Of The Year survey 2007.

Back in November we asked you to tell us which British celebrities had buggered their lives and reputations up more than anyone with either alcohol, booze, a scant regard for the law or just gigantic, all-encompassing stupidity, and you responded in your thousands. Thank you one and all. But who is the biggest UK Trainwreck Of The Year?

It’s a prestigious title, that’s for sure – similar in status to an Oscar or a sainthood – and the top ten Trainwrecks include Kate Moss, Jade Goody, Heather Mills, Pete Doherty, Charley From Big Brother, Joss Stone, Amy Winehouse, Victoria Beckham and Naomi Campbell – but in what order? Let’s find out…

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Kate Moss Might Have Taken Some More Drugs: Some Bloke

by Stuart Heritage

A supermodel taking drugs isn’t a massive surprise to anyone, less so when a supermodel takes drugs at a rave – but a supermodel’s rave-based drug-taking behaviour shocking a DJ? That hardly sounds right at all.

But it seems to be the case anyway. Two years after Kate Moss was hounded out of most of her modelling contracts following a picture of her possibly taking some drugs, it’s been claimed by a DJ that she’s at it again. Elliot Eastwick was the DJ at a recent party to celebrate Davinia Taylor’s 30th birthday, and he claims that throughout the party Kate Moss kept screaming things like “I want some gear!” “Get me some gear!” and “Who’s got the drugs?” – statements that seem innocuous enough to the average listener, but are all thought to be carefully-coded underworld slang-phrases that can only be understood by other drug-addicts which may or may not detail Kate Moss’ desire to take some drugs.

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Kate Moss Has A Party, Rest Of World Cries A Bit

by Stuart Heritage

One of the upsides to being the world’s most famous odd-looking supermodel is that you’re expected to be a bit raucous, which is perfectly fine unless you happen to live quite near Kate Moss when she’s doing it.

Now that it finally looks as if even Kate Moss and Pete Doherty have joined the rest of the world in not caring about the status of their relationship, Kate Moss has moved out of the home they shared together and into the mansion belonging to her friend Davinia Taylor, who was in Hollyoaks for a fraction of a second over a decade ago. Anyway, it seems like all Kate Moss and Davinia Taylor want to do is party all the time like a couple of hen-night pikeys in some grotty provincial town on 50p vodka-shot night, but Kate Moss’ new neighbours don’t share their enthusiasm. They’re so furious that they want to get the police and the government involved and stuff.

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