Articles tagged with: Harry Potter
Willy The Wizard Comes Down Hard On JK Rowling
The Adventures Of Willy The Wizard No 1: Livid Land is a wonderful book wherein the protagonist possibly vanquishes evil by rubbing it incessantly with his magical buttock. Since Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire basically has the exact same plot, sentence structure, verb-to-noun ratio and pie graphs, the heirs of the Willy Wizard estate have recognised it as unapologetic plagiarism. As such they are now suing JK Rowling either until she agrees to show them the exact location of Hogwarts, and to allow Willy Wizard a full seven-book scholarship there, or for 813 million dollars. We honestly don't remember which.
The Adventures Of Willy The Wizard No 1: Livid Land is a wonderful book wherein the protagonist possibly vanquishes evil by rubbing it incessantly with his magical buttock. Since Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire basically has the exact same plot, sentence structure, verb-to-noun ratio and pie graphs, the heirs of the Willy Wizard estate have recognised it as unapologetic plagiarism. As such they are now suing JK Rowling either until she agrees to show them the exact location of Hogwarts, and to allow Willy Wizard a full seven-book scholarship there, or for 813 million dollars. We honestly don't remember which.
WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 22 April 2009
10 - Will Smith doesn't die enough: fact - Premiere 9 - Guess what Samuel L Jackson's TV edit of his famous Snakes On A Plane line is. Guess a million times. You'll still be wrong - Bestweekever 8 - A bunch of celebrity photos that are odd, to say the least - PopEater 7 - Harry Potter: now with Hermione in an uncomfortably sexy dress - Popsugar
Watch The New, New Harry Potter & The Half Blood Prince Trailer
J.K Rowling's kid-hero returns for a darker tale in Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince, the sixth film in the Potter saga. Although Harry Potter is the kind of sci-fi pulp more suited to those with learning difficulties, The Half Blood Prince looks like a hell of a ride. Director David Yates brings you back to Hogwarts where a new professor, Horace Slughorn, begins teaching innocent children how to concoct napalm and 'obsession' potions which will do their adolescent relationships plenty of favours.
J.K Rowling's kid-hero returns for a darker tale in Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince, the sixth film in the Potter saga. Although Harry Potter is the kind of sci-fi pulp more suited to those with learning difficulties, The Half Blood Prince looks like a hell of a ride. Director David Yates brings you back to Hogwarts where a new professor, Horace Slughorn, begins teaching innocent children how to concoct napalm and 'obsession' potions which will do their adolescent relationships plenty of favours.
Police Raid Magic ‘Harry Potter Pot Farm’
Smart celebrities know the money ride doesn't last forever. Look at Tito Jackson, for instance. Last we heard he was living in a box and wrestling mice for lunch. That's why famous-folk with any ounce of smarts take the money while its coming in and invest it somewhere to protect their bank accounts against the day they turn ugly and covered in stretch marks. Jamie Waylett, a young actor only known as 'the foodie' on all 100 Harry Potter movies, is smart enough to know this. That's why he started a viable pot farm in his mom's house bedroom.
Smart celebrities know the money ride doesn't last forever. Look at Tito Jackson, for instance. Last we heard he was living in a box and wrestling mice for lunch. That's why famous-folk with any ounce of smarts take the money while its coming in and invest it somewhere to protect their bank accounts against the day they turn ugly and covered in stretch marks. Jamie Waylett, a young actor only known as 'the foodie' on all 100 Harry Potter movies, is smart enough to know this. That's why he started a viable pot farm in his mom's house bedroom.
Rupert Grint’s Genitals Bravely Cast In New Film
hecklerspray spent its formative years living on a nude-ranch. It had its pros and cons. On the plus side the people were nice, the weather was warm, and in our later teen years we could still ring doorbells even when our hands were full. On the down side, if you forgot to cover up while the shot-puttin' paper boy road past you risked getting very tiny cuts in very sensitive places. Oh the memories. While we're on the topic you should know it was in a nude-theatre that we first took in that Harry Potter film. We should probably recommend that place to Rupert Grint, him apparently being a recently converted nudist and all. Oh you read that right.
hecklerspray spent its formative years living on a nude-ranch. It had its pros and cons. On the plus side the people were nice, the weather was warm, and in our later teen years we could still ring doorbells even when our hands were full. On the down side, if you forgot to cover up while the shot-puttin' paper boy road past you risked getting very tiny cuts in very sensitive places. Oh the memories. While we're on the topic you should know it was in a nude-theatre that we first took in that Harry Potter film. We should probably recommend that place to Rupert Grint, him apparently being a recently converted nudist and all. Oh you read that right.
Emma Watson Wants To Get Naked Really Jolly Soon
When Emma Watson made her first Harry Potter movie, she was just a helpless slip of a girl. But now? Now Emma Watson is a woman, with a woman's body. Yes, now she's all grown up, Emma Watson is proud woman in possession of a full set of boobs and, if we hear correctly, a properly-functioning bottom. And she'd like nothing more than to show you. Observing Daniel Radcliffe's critical acclaim after appearing nude in Equus, Emma Watson has decided that she'd quite like to get naked, too. But only if it's artistic and integral to the plot. Or slapdash and gratuitous. She's not really bothered.
When Emma Watson made her first Harry Potter movie, she was just a helpless slip of a girl. But now? Now Emma Watson is a woman, with a woman's body. Yes, now she's all grown up, Emma Watson is proud woman in possession of a full set of boobs and, if we hear correctly, a properly-functioning bottom. And she'd like nothing more than to show you. Observing Daniel Radcliffe's critical acclaim after appearing nude in Equus, Emma Watson has decided that she'd quite like to get naked, too. But only if it's artistic and integral to the plot. Or slapdash and gratuitous. She's not really bothered.
People In ‘Buying A JK Rowling Book’ Shocker
We're not heroin addicts, but if we were - and heroin was made of books about rubbish schoolboy wizards - we'd be screwed. Because if that was true, then JK Rowling would be our dealer. And Rowling is a mean dealer, too - she's been withholding our supply, probably until we break down and agree to let her become our pimp or something - but yesterday JK Rowling threw us a lifeline. Because yesterday JK Rowling released her new book The Tales Of Beedle The Bard - kind of like the methadone to Harry Potter's hardcore skag - and somewhat predictably it instantly became a bestseller.
We're not heroin addicts, but if we were - and heroin was made of books about rubbish schoolboy wizards - we'd be screwed. Because if that was true, then JK Rowling would be our dealer. And Rowling is a mean dealer, too - she's been withholding our supply, probably until we break down and agree to let her become our pimp or something - but yesterday JK Rowling threw us a lifeline. Because yesterday JK Rowling released her new book The Tales Of Beedle The Bard - kind of like the methadone to Harry Potter's hardcore skag - and somewhat predictably it instantly became a bestseller.
JK Rowling Writes A Book About, Oh, You Guessed
Ever since the last Harry Potter book came out, there's been a lack of shamefaced adults reading kid's books on the tube. And that's because now everyone's reading Twilight instead, despite the fact that reading a staunchly conservative abstinence manifesto dressed up as a slushy emo romance fantasy in front of other adults is far worse than reading Harry Potter. So hooray for JK Rowling, who tomorrow releases her new Harry Potter spin-off book The Tales of Beedle the Bard, either for charity or to help us identify idiots more easily on the tube. Merry Christmas to you too, JK!
Ever since the last Harry Potter book came out, there's been a lack of shamefaced adults reading kid's books on the tube. And that's because now everyone's reading Twilight instead, despite the fact that reading a staunchly conservative abstinence manifesto dressed up as a slushy emo romance fantasy in front of other adults is far worse than reading Harry Potter. So hooray for JK Rowling, who tomorrow releases her new Harry Potter spin-off book The Tales of Beedle the Bard, either for charity or to help us identify idiots more easily on the tube. Merry Christmas to you too, JK!
