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Weekend Box Office: Burlesque Enters The Chart With More Camp Than A John Inman Made From Guy Ropes

by Mof Gimmers

It goes without saying that, this week… just like last week… and probably next week, the new Harry Potter film is topping the box office chart. Even if Deathly Hallows Part 1 was seven hours of Daniel Radcliffe staring into a fridge wondering what to eat, it’d still top the chart. That’s not to say [...]

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Weekend Box Office: You’ll Be Really Surprised To Learn That Harry Potter Is Very Popular

by Mof Gimmers

Like the music charts, cinema has a race for the Christmas number one spot. For some reason, people want to go to the cinema in the most miserable of weather. Honestly, you’d be better off staying inside. However, Harry Potter & Co have timed their run to perfection to try and bag the glory of [...]

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Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Leaks Online!

by Mof Gimmers

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is out really, really soon. However, some of you lot just can’t wait. According to sources, the first 36 minutes of the latest instalment of the film were leaked online. It’s obvious that Harry Potter films are highly searched for on Torrent sites (because it’s nerds who inhabit both [...]

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Emma Watson Topless Kiss In Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Prompts Confused Feelings

by Mof Gimmers

Unless you’re a similar age to Emma Watson, it’s very difficult to be open and honest about how attractive she is. If you’ve watched the Harry Potter films, then you’ve effectively babysat her, watching her grow up from a child, into a gangly teen, ultimately, into Mia Farrow. In any other circumstance, you could probably [...]

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Harry Potter’s Emma Watson Pukes At How Grotesquely Wealthy She Is

by Mof Gimmers

Are you gearing yourself up to watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1? A lot of you have spent a lot of money watching the films of the children’s fantasy books, making the actors on the franchise very wealthy indeed! And now, Emma Watson wants to tell us about her riches. A few [...]

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Rupert Grint Won’t Be Getting His Winky Out Like Daniel Radcliffe

by Matthew Laidlow

The stars of Harry Potter are all grown up now. Since JK Rowling stopped writing about wizardry and magic potions that are just a simple cover for a meth lab, film work for the main characters looked to be drying up. But instead of pouring pints in a generic Eastenders/Corrie pub soap, the main trio [...]

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Gigantic News: Emma Watson Changes Her Haircut A Bit

by Stuart Heritage

First Daniel Radcliffe steps out with a girl and now Emma Watson has given herself a haircut.

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Daniel Radcliffe Gets A Girlfriend, Who Is Apparently A Girl

by Stuart Heritage

Girls, we have some bad news for you – it’s Daniel Radcliffe. He’s off the market. We know, it’s upsetting.

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New Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Trailer: Decoded!

by Stuart Heritage

Hey everyone, remember Harry Potter? Sure you do. It was that thing that everybody liked before Twilight.

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One Night Only Star Romances Some Unknown

by Ralph Sanders

What do you mean, you’ve never heard of One Night Only? What about that album that was out that one time? Or that set they did at that place? Or the way that bloke did that thing with the other guy and there was all that thing with the thing? That thing, right? It was [...]

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