Star of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and owner of new enviable haircut, Emma Watson, is all heart. She really is. When it comes to feeling sorry for people, she’s the best in the business. And which needy urchin has bipped on her sympathy radar?
Why, it is none other than our future Queen, Kate Middleton! Poor, poor Kate Middleton.
Emma Watson can’t help but feel sorry for the princess-to-be ahead of the Royal Wedding. It must be awful to have all that wealth, power, glory, pomp, attractiveness and more. hecklerspray has been feeling the pain of Middleton’s life more than anyone. Every time we look at her, we burst into tears at the misery of it all.
Watson understands what Kate is going through as she’s also wealthy, attractive and well-spoken.
Ahead of the Royal Wedding, which for some reason, has been deemed important enough to write out with capital letters, Watson looks at Middleton and thinks about her time in the spotlight.
Watson says:
“Poor girl, that must be an incredible amount of pressure.
“I hope she’s enjoying it. Must be intense.”
Yessum. Middleton will have to suffer the pressure of doing the one potentially difficult thing in her life, while mainly stood up in a very, very, very, very expensive dress while people gawp at her for an hour or two, before she disappears down the Royal rabbit hole, never to be touched by the hand of a droog again.
And it all kicks off on April 29th at Westminster Abbey!
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Cait says
Kate Middleton will be the Queen Consort, not the Queen.