by David Schwartz
We all have our favourite Bond Girls – but who is your least favourite? There is no doubt that Bond has bedded some of the most attractive film actresses ever, like Diana Rigg, Ursula Andress, Famke Janssen, Halle Berry and… errr, Grace Jones.
But even Bond’s quality control has been shaken and stirred by one too many dry martinis. Not that any of us at hecklerspray would kick any of these misfiring flames out of bed, of course. After all, it’s all for Queen and country.
Plus one is called Goodhead.
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by Stuart Heritage
Ever wondered what it’s like being Denise Richards?
No, us neither. Not at all. In fact, sometimes entire calendar months pass when we don’t even think of Denise Richards, let alone wonder what it’d be like to actually be her. We’ve got plenty of more important things to wonder about than that.
But tough shit, because Denise Richards has formally announced that she’s making a reality TV show about herself with the express intention of showing everyone what it’s like to be Denise Richards. The show won’t be broadcast until the summer, but we can already guess what it’s like to be Denise Richards – pretty much like being any other idiot, but with better tits.
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