Surely by now karma owes Brooke Mueller something nice. She’s married to Charlie Sheen, for crying out loud.
But that’s not all. It’s horrifying enough to imagine being trapped in a legally-binding relationship with the crap one out of Two And A Half Men. But imagine being trapped in a legally-binding relationship with the crap one out of Two And A Half Men and watching him get arrested for apparently slapping you around. On Christmas Day. And then catching pneumonia almost immediately afterwards.
So after that it’s no wonder that Brooke Mueller needs a rest. That’s why she’s just checked herself into a special rest resort. That advertises itself as a drug and alcohol addiction treatment centre. She really must need a lot of rest.