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Angelina Jolie: Nauseatingly Thin And A Severed Leg

by Mof Gimmers

The real winner at the weekend’s Oscars wasn’t that silent movie or Margaret Thatcher winning Best Monster, but rather, Angelina Jolie’s various and assembled body parts. It appears that the Academy Awards were so boring, we need to talk about a leg.

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Angelina Jolie Threatening To Make Another Awful Film With Brad Pitt

by Mof Gimmers

When they’re not taking babies from Africa or flaunting their vast wealth while pretending to care about the Middle East, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are actually reasonably good-looking actors.

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Michael Fassbender Still Fancied By Hipsters Because He Got His Wang Out

by Mof Gimmers

Thanks to being a bit ugly and getting his chap out in Shame, Michael Fassbender is definitely the latest hipster flame, leaving twitter frigging itself red raw over the very mention of his name. Move over James Franco – there’s a new alt. pin-up in town.

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Gerard Butler Leaves The Rehab You Didn’t Know He Was In

by Mof Gimmers

Gerard Butler and his nose have ‘returned home and is in good health’ following his visit to rehab, where he was apparently getting treatment for substance abuse issues… not that anyone actually knew he’d gone to rehab.

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Adam Sandler Bags 11 Nominations At Razzies And Therefore, Should Be Killed

by Mof Gimmers

If you’ve enjoyed any film with Adam Sandler in, then frankly, you should be taken to a public square so we can watch your limbs get quartered by horses. What’s left should be chopped up, with the chunks kicked around and mocked by decent, righteous civilians.

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The Oscars: Everything You Need To Know About It Because You Went To Bed (Includes Blackface And Potential Nipple)

by Mof Gimmers

Last night saw the Oscars or Academy Awards being held and a bunch of people did some stuff, while others collected trophies and other didn’t do much at all, but still somehow got in the newspapers.

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Megan Fox Used To Feel So Damn Unpretty, Or, How To Fish For Compliments The Celebrity Way

by Mof Gimmers

Like those girls who take pictures of themselves in bikinis, tweet them and say “Oh, I feel so fat!” and those that peddle a line of cod-loneliness in a bid to appear attractively quirky, Megan Fox needs some compliments because she doesn’t feel pretty.

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Sacha Baron Cohen Accuses The Oscars Of Being ‘Zionists’

by Mof Gimmers

Remember we told you about Sacha Baron Cohen getting banned from The Oscars? Remember? Well, he’s responded to it all by calling the Academy “Zionists”, which is not a nice thing to call a bunch of people.

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Trailer Park: English Accents And A Dwarf In An Oven

by Lauren Mullineaux

Today we got a text and what it said was profound and in caps. The delight that greeted us was simply, “TWO DAYS IN NEW YORK: JULIE DELPY, CHRIS ROCK.” We ignored it because why would we not?

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Sacha Baron Cohen – Currently A Dictator – Probably Banned From Oscars

by Mof Gimmers

Sacha Baron Cohen loves trolling America doesn’t he? He’s took swipes at all their prejudices. Racism, homophobia, Christianity, violence – they’ve all been poked at with a satire stick. Now, Cohen is The Dictator.

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