Articles tagged with: Cancer
Paul Newman’s Dead – What Does Arnold Schwarzenegger Think?
This weekend, the world lost Paul Newman to cancer - a sad but hardly surprising piece of news, given his age and ill health. However, although he may have physically passed away, Paul Newman will never really die - he'll live on forever in our hearts and minds with both his indelible, iconic movie roles and also his yummo salad dressing. When someone as legendary as Paul Newman passes away, it's only natural for other celebrities to share their memories of the deceased with everyone. So, as such, we've decided to pass on perhaps the most relevant tribute of all - Paul Newman's co-star in Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid, The Sting and Termintor 3: Rise Of The Machines, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
This weekend, the world lost Paul Newman to cancer - a sad but hardly surprising piece of news, given his age and ill health. However, although he may have physically passed away, Paul Newman will never really die - he'll live on forever in our hearts and minds with both his indelible, iconic movie roles and also his yummo salad dressing. When someone as legendary as Paul Newman passes away, it's only natural for other celebrities to share their memories of the deceased with everyone. So, as such, we've decided to pass on perhaps the most relevant tribute of all - Paul Newman's co-star in Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid, The Sting and Termintor 3: Rise Of The Machines, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Jade Goody Continues To List Everything Terrible About Herself
It must be bittersweet to be Jade Goody at the moment - true, she's been diagnosed with cervical cancer, but at least she's back on magazine covers again. And that seems to have triggered something weird in Jade Goody's brain. Since getting cancer has made her famous and liked again, Jade has taken it on herself to keep the momentum going by recounting awful periods of her life to various publications while photographers take pictures of her crying. Following yesterday's revelation that she once smoked crack in front of her mother, Jade Goody has now revealed that she was once kidnapped by a fake taxi driver. God knows what Jade will admit to tomorrow - maybe she once got sexually abused by some cattle or bought a pair of shoes made of tumours or something - but at least we know that this isn't the most depressing Jade Goody news that we could hear. No, that'd be that they're letting her back on the telly.
It must be bittersweet to be Jade Goody at the moment - true, she's been diagnosed with cervical cancer, but at least she's back on magazine covers again. And that seems to have triggered something weird in Jade Goody's brain. Since getting cancer has made her famous and liked again, Jade has taken it on herself to keep the momentum going by recounting awful periods of her life to various publications while photographers take pictures of her crying. Following yesterday's revelation that she once smoked crack in front of her mother, Jade Goody has now revealed that she was once kidnapped by a fake taxi driver. God knows what Jade will admit to tomorrow - maybe she once got sexually abused by some cattle or bought a pair of shoes made of tumours or something - but at least we know that this isn't the most depressing Jade Goody news that we could hear. No, that'd be that they're letting her back on the telly.
Jade Goody’s Boyfriend Banged Up Forever (18 Months)
Remember Jack Tweed? He was Jade Goody's boyfriend on Celebrity Big Brother; you know - silent, wears a hat, attacks teenagers with golf clubs. Yeah, now you remember. Anyway, Jack Tweed has just been sentenced to 18 months in prison for doing one of those things. That's right - Jack Tweed went to prison for wearing an illegal hat. What a disturbing criminal this man is. Oh, OK, not really. In actual fact, Jack Tweed smashed a 16-year-old boy in the face, head and chest with a golf club, the scamp . It's terrible news for Jade Goody - first she got cancer and now Jack Tweed's gone to jail. Still, on the plus side at least nobody's calling her 'Pig-faced Big Brother racist Jade Goody' any more. That has to be worth something, right?
Remember Jack Tweed? He was Jade Goody's boyfriend on Celebrity Big Brother; you know - silent, wears a hat, attacks teenagers with golf clubs. Yeah, now you remember. Anyway, Jack Tweed has just been sentenced to 18 months in prison for doing one of those things. That's right - Jack Tweed went to prison for wearing an illegal hat. What a disturbing criminal this man is. Oh, OK, not really. In actual fact, Jack Tweed smashed a 16-year-old boy in the face, head and chest with a golf club, the scamp . It's terrible news for Jade Goody - first she got cancer and now Jack Tweed's gone to jail. Still, on the plus side at least nobody's calling her 'Pig-faced Big Brother racist Jade Goody' any more. That has to be worth something, right?
Paul Newman to ‘Die at Home’, Has ‘Weeks to Live’
It may well be out of character for hecklerspray to be genuine twice in a day, but Paul Newman is a better reason than any to break with tradition. The 83-year-old has reportedly been told he has weeks to live following chemotherapy treatment for lung cancer and, when confronted with the news, he told doctors he wanted to die at home. Just as he has proven time and time again through his long life, Paul Newman is nothing less than a man's man - dictating where death is allowed to get its slimy mitts on him. While we did all hope that Newman would crack a pool cue over cancer's back, it would appear that the insidious little bastard of a disease has managed to one-up Butch Cassidy. While we hope to God, Allah, Buddah, Xenu and everyone else in-between that the reports are as inaccurate as the ones saying Bernie Mac was healthy, recent images of Newman have left us with little hope, showing the legend looking weak and frail - a shell of the man we at hecklerspray have a real love for.
It may well be out of character for hecklerspray to be genuine twice in a day, but Paul Newman is a better reason than any to break with tradition. The 83-year-old has reportedly been told he has weeks to live following chemotherapy treatment for lung cancer and, when confronted with the news, he told doctors he wanted to die at home. Just as he has proven time and time again through his long life, Paul Newman is nothing less than a man's man - dictating where death is allowed to get its slimy mitts on him. While we did all hope that Newman would crack a pool cue over cancer's back, it would appear that the insidious little bastard of a disease has managed to one-up Butch Cassidy. While we hope to God, Allah, Buddah, Xenu and everyone else in-between that the reports are as inaccurate as the ones saying Bernie Mac was healthy, recent images of Newman have left us with little hope, showing the legend looking weak and frail - a shell of the man we at hecklerspray have a real love for.
Patrick Swayze Punches Cancer In The Arse
The more eagle-eyed among you will have noticed that Patrick Swayze isn't as dead as he's supposed to be. Four months ago Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with a particularly vicious bout of pancreatic cancer that we were told would kill him within weeks. Now, though, Patrick Swayze has surprised everyone by looking remarkably healthy - so what gives? According to Patrick Swayze himself, his apparent recovery is a 'miracle'. Miracle schmiracle, we say - it's obvious that Patrick Swayze is doing so well because of a) impressive advances in oncology and b) Patrick Swayze's realisation that royalties from sales of Ghost DVDs have rocketed since he got cancer and if he hangs around long enough he'll be able to afford a speedboat.
The more eagle-eyed among you will have noticed that Patrick Swayze isn't as dead as he's supposed to be. Four months ago Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with a particularly vicious bout of pancreatic cancer that we were told would kill him within weeks. Now, though, Patrick Swayze has surprised everyone by looking remarkably healthy - so what gives? According to Patrick Swayze himself, his apparent recovery is a 'miracle'. Miracle schmiracle, we say - it's obvious that Patrick Swayze is doing so well because of a) impressive advances in oncology and b) Patrick Swayze's realisation that royalties from sales of Ghost DVDs have rocketed since he got cancer and if he hangs around long enough he'll be able to afford a speedboat.
Paul Newman ‘Doing Nicely’, World Breathes Sigh of Relief
There was a golden age in the movies when actors acted, when movies were interesting and when men were MEN. It was an age of moralising without snobbery, with heroes you wanted to be and leading men you wished you could just hug and say 'thank you' to. Paul Newman is a man from that age, and to this day he carries on being a shining example to the world of Hollywood as to what makes a man.
There was a golden age in the movies when actors acted, when movies were interesting and when men were MEN. It was an age of moralising without snobbery, with heroes you wanted to be and leading men you wished you could just hug and say 'thank you' to. Paul Newman is a man from that age, and to this day he carries on being a shining example to the world of Hollywood as to what makes a man.
Cancer-stricken Patrick Swayze to make TV comeback
From DIETPIXIE- It seems nothing really can put Patrick Swayze in a corner. Just a few months ago, the Dirty Dancing star had weeks to live after being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. But it was reported this week that 55-year-old Patrick Swayze is actually returning to work. Yes, you heard that right: cancer-stricken Patrick Swayze is going to be back ...
From DIETPIXIE- It seems nothing really can put Patrick Swayze in a corner. Just a few months ago, the Dirty Dancing star had weeks to live after being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. But it was reported this week that 55-year-old Patrick Swayze is actually returning to work. Yes, you heard that right: cancer-stricken Patrick Swayze is going to be back ...
Patrick Swayze Probably Not Going To Star In Point Break 2
Everyone is surprised at the announcement that Patrick Swayze is to star in the sequel to Point Break – not least the cancer-stricken actor himself. W. Peter Illiff, who wrote the screenplay for the original 1991 surfing movie, has penned a second instalment, and insists Swayze will return as the bank-robbing surfer Bodhi. He also says ...
Everyone is surprised at the announcement that Patrick Swayze is to star in the sequel to Point Break – not least the cancer-stricken actor himself. W. Peter Illiff, who wrote the screenplay for the original 1991 surfing movie, has penned a second instalment, and insists Swayze will return as the bank-robbing surfer Bodhi. He also says ...
