10 – People smiling for two minutes. We’re going to vomit. Seriously…
9 – A French man gets his arm stuck down a toilet. Ha ha ha – BBC
8 – Please let this be true: Guy Ritchie‘s Madonna: The Movie – Holy Moly
7 – A slightly disgusting miles per gallon calculator for your own body – Carconnection
6 – Baconnaise. Exactly what it sounds like it is Thank you, geniuses – Holytaco
5 – An acorn cakelet pan! – Bakingbites
4 – The title of every single unmade music biopic ever – Best Week Ever
3 – Christopher Nolan dissects a scene from The Dark Knight. Fails to answer the question “Hey, what’s up with Batman’s silly voice?” – LA Times
2 – You know what we wish existed? Wine based on The Sopranoes. What? It exists?! – Videogum
1 – Jamie, a longtime hecklerspray reader, has been diagnosed with Hodgkin’s Lymphoma. He’s keeping a spiffy, abnormally testicle-heavy, blog about it, though, so go read it – Cancerouscapers
sab says
am I a bad person for cracking up the whole last two days about that french toilet train accident?