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Bruce Willis: Champion Booze Innovator

by Mof Gimmers

Bruce Willis. Actor. Man who made being bald cool. Ex of Demi Moore. Singer who was signed to Motown Records (yes, really). Funny and seemingly pretty decent bloke. So what else can he do? Is there any end to his talents? Seemingly not as ol’ Willzo is a booze innovator. Basically, you’ve all been tackling [...]

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Badvertising Christmas Special Part II: It Was Better When We Were Kids – An Impassioned Plea To Toys R’ Us

by Michael Park

Ladies and gentlemen, let’s not dilly-dally around the issue of Christmas advertising. It’s everywhere and it’s so aggressive that 90% of the time you feel less like it’s the most wonderful time of the year™ and is more akin to being drugged and lured onto a railway platform by a sexually excited Jeremy Clarkson. It’s [...]

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Travel Through Time And Find The Missing Barrel!

by hecklerspray staff

Oi! You look like a bright spark! You look like a regularly little sleuth who can work tricky puzzles out in the name of gain! A regular little Carmen Sandiego aren’t you? Unless, of course, you’re more of an Inspector Gadget and continually mess things up, forever to be bailed out by your niece and [...]

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Top 10 Retro Cartoons

by Mof Gimmers

The word retro is often misused. People tend to mean ‘old’, rather than something new, that looks vintage. That’s what retro is. Anyway, we got thinking about retro things and, in particular, cartoons. That’s because cartoons are the best thing ever, ever, EVER. Of course, there was a golden age of cartoons with Bugs Bunny, [...]

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Badvertising Christmas Special Part 1: Santa Claus Is Made Redundant By TV Presenters

by Michael Park

It’s christmas. Woopdeedoo and loop de loop and all that. Yes, that’s right, since you all asked so fucking nicely, we didn’t bother to do a video this week as it’s the festive season and is therefore all about building up your hopes in order to dash them. In fact, we’re so set on driving [...]

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Of Course You’d Like To See P. Diddy Jumping Over An Angry Bull

by Mof Gimmers

How smooth do you think you are? Seriously? Think you could slide under a door and woo a lady at the same time? Of course you couldn’t. You’re horrible. Disgusting too. Really, really very grim to look at. Not like wealthy rap-man and producer Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs. Or Puff Daddy. Or P. Diddy. Or Peddle [...]

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Badvertising: Man Has Inappropriate Relationship With McDonalds Burger

by Michael Park

There’s nothing better than the smell of a burger chargrilling over an open flame. That is, unless you’re vegetarian or can’t eat pork for religious reasons. Maybe you don’t like burgers. Okay, so there are several things that are- in reality- better than the smell of a burger chargrilling over an open flame but we [...]

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Johnny Marr Is Right To Say That Use Of Smiths Songs On Adverts Doesn’t Sully Their Memory

by Mof Gimmers

There has been the vague, wet, typical outpouring of mild-ire surrounding an indie band allowing one of their songs to be used in advertising. It’s ‘selling-out’ apparently. And god knows, that’s the worst thing an indie band can be accused of, right? And of course, there’s a terribly saccharine John Lewis advertisement that’s doing the [...]

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Hecklerspray On… Being A Loser

by Mof Gimmers

Winners. Who needs ‘em? Winners are the biggest pains in the rump, ever. They strut around with their winning medals, their certificates of achievement, their degrees, their neat handwriting and, most importantly, a complete absence on personality. See, if you’re the kind of person who devotes themselves to winning and excellence, then chances are, you’ve [...]

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Top 10 Robot Chicken Skits! Complete With Interactive Trailer!

by Mof Gimmers

If you’ve not caught on to Robot Chicken yet, you’re missing out on one of the finest, nerdiest, most brilliantly crass comedies ever made. And now the eye-watering [adult swim] show has finally begun an organized assault on UK shores. About time really. We’ve got the Top 10 sketches from the minds of Seth Green [...]

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