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Badvertising: How Many Pop Culture References Does It Take To Induce Suicide?

by Michael Park

Popular culture is a wonderful thing, especially for the people that made those classic television shows, films, cartoons, songs etc. that were actually pretty rubbish in their original incarnation but are fondly remembered by those with a penchant for nostalgia as being the finest things ever crafted by human hands. These are people who form [...]

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5, 7, 3, 8 Reveal The Secrets Of The Lynx Effect

by Mof Gimmers

Lynx (or ‘aftershave substitute’) gets you the girls, right? There’s no point plodding around smelling of yourself. That’s never going to woo the opposite sex is it? And those scamps at Lynx have gone and made a funny advert which we can unlock the secrets of by pressing buttons. That’s right. If you hit 5,7,3 [...]

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Top 10 Angels

by Mof Gimmers

Angels. They’re funny things aren’t they? They live in heaven (which looks pretty boring) and have wings for no discernible reason. If you were God’s Army, surely you could fly without wings, right? Either way, they fly around and totally exist and play harp really well. Although, we’ve taken our eye off the ball. We [...]

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Hecklerspray On… Underwear

by Mof Gimmers

Ladies. When you’re feeling frisky, should the mood take you, you can impress the object of your affections by donning your nicest underwear. It even has a special, sexy sounding name – lingerie. There’s fancy bras, stockings, corsets, see-through nighties, peep-hole this, assless-that… it’s a cavalcade of things designed to let people know you’re in [...]

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Hecklerspray On… Small People

by Mof Gimmers

Small people are just weird aren’t they? What happened to them in the womb to make them so abjectly tiny? Could they simply not be bothered to ingest the nutrients their mother gave them? Randy Newman had it right when he sang: “Short people got no reason to live”, pointing out their “tiny little teeth” [...]

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Hecklerspray On Science

by Mof Gimmers

Science is a confusing beast. In the pro-column, it gave us the internet, space travel and video games… but in the con-column, it gave us bombs, animal-testing and sentient Glade air-fresheners. Sadly for science, for every likeable kook like Einstein, there’s a sanctimonious swine or a million tripping over themselves to bray like sarcastic mules [...]

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Badvertising: The Paddy Power Vampire – “Who Are You & What Are You Doing Here?”

by Michael Park

There’s no video content for this week’s Badvertising, primarily because caretaker of the advertising corner, Michael Park, has become the victim of legal action after a woman’s head exploded after seeing his smug, self-involved face on her computer screen more than the appointed twice in a month. This means that it’s back to plain ol’ [...]

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Do You Have Britain’s Sexiest Face? Ann Summers Wants To Judge You

by Mof Gimmers

Do you have a sexy face? Y’know, one of those faces that make people giddy rather than nauseous? Chances are, if you’re a hecklerspray regular, you’re revolting. Alas, you may have that in-built belief that youare beautiful, no matter what they say and words won’t bring you down. Rik Waller once quoted that line at [...]

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Win The Chance To Meet Snoop Dogg With Xbox And Ibiza Memories, Alright?

by Mof Gimmers

Are you the kind of person who wants to ditch your normally boring mates and hang around with some celebrities instead? Of course you are. That’s all anyone really wants. Celebrities have helicopters and diamond socks while your awful mates have overdrafts and microwave meals. If that’s the case then, you’ll be wanting to hang [...]

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Badvertising: Plenty More Incest In The Sea [Video]

by Michael Park

Every week, Badvertising takes a look into the murky backwaters of advertising as we call out the idiotic decisions of committees and advertising companies who thrust their intellectual vomit down our throats. This week is slightly different as we’re a little worried. Normally we watch adverts and can identify the fact that the mysterious hand [...]

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