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Top Ten Bond Themes

by Robin Darke

With the news that Adele (her again!) is like, totes, going to write and release the theme for the new Bond film, us handsome devils at hecklerspray are going to take a look at the Top Ten Bond themes. So get comfy, pour yourself a drink and get ready to agree with every single one [...]

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James Corden Does His Best Adele Impression; Still Doesn’t Make People Hate Someone Like You

by Robin Darke

Some people hate James Corden. They want the ground to break open and swallow him right up, with all the “stupid” “comedy” things that he says. His amiable, cheeky chappy demeanour just rubs people up such the wrong way that not only would they not piss on him if he was on fire, but they [...]

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Adele Releases Video For Someone Like You, Which You’re Already Sick Of Hearing

by hecklerspray staff

Imagine just for a second that you’re Adele. You wake up to the contractual Lazy Susan of creamed pastries and important news. As you separate your breasts from clapping together when you roll over to the eclair sideboard, you hear that someone on the X Factor is totally stealing your shtick and that song that [...]

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X Factor Week 6 Review, Part 1: BOOT CAMP! THIS MEANS EVERYTHING TO US!

by Sophie Hall

God, it’s been an exciting week, hasn’t it? All that meth and all those Curly Wurlys you’ve been eating. Your excitement has literally burnt through your eyes so you can fully necessitate new levels of awesome and amazingness and degenerative myopia. Now to top it all off, it’s Boot Camp on the X Factor. It’s [...]

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Adele: Banned In Ireland (No Stairway)

by Mof Gimmers

Adele seems to split people into two camps. The first is the Oooh! She’s like a proper singer! She’s not like those thin, manufactured ones! She’s a proper soul singer! She’s a real person! The other is the She Makes Really Boring Records And I Just Don’t Get The Fuss camp. Of course, there’s a [...]

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X Factor Review, Week 4 – Part 2 Fast, 2 Furious

by Sophie Hall

Right. RIGHT. So, the X Factor is still on. Here are the opening titles. Here’s Dermot O Leary’s voice hurriedly aired in from Skype. It’s time to face the music. No, not time to face the music and dance. You are mistaken. Just time to face the music.  Just maintain eye contact with the music [...]

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X Factor Review, Week 4: The Deathly Hallows Part 1

by Sophie Hall

So, ITV1 have given all their money away to wife beaters and rapists. This is the new way. As such, this essentially means you have to watch X Factor twice, because they can’t afford to make any new TV programmes. Thank god Kelly Rowland agreed to work overtime due to how much she believes in [...]

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Adele Keeps Not Mentioning Her Figure

by Mof Gimmers

Adele. She’s not thin is she? We’ve all noticed and most people don’t really care. They never have. They may well think her music is duller than stagnant dish water, but her waist? Never even considered it. The single most irritating thing about Adele is that she’s omnipresent. You can’t move for hearing her mawkish [...]

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X Factor Week 3 Review: More People Insist On Wearing Denim And Making Loud Noises

by Sophie Hall

It’s week three, and we’re all still clinging on, like a shivering, frostbitten Leonardo Di Caprio desperately grasping hold of Kate Winslet’s plank. It’s kind of nice. We began with a rare montage of previous X Factor successes ‘dominating the charts’. Cher Lloyd, JLS and Olly Murs. Meanwhile, last year’s winner Matt Cardle is co-writing [...]

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MOBO Awards 2011 Is Dead Thanks To Dominance By Jessie J

by Mof Gimmers

Black culture has always been the musical innovator, just waiting for everyone else to start ripping it off. The black community can sit smug, safe in the knowledge that they invented rock ‘n’ roll, the blues, jazz, hip hop, soul, reggae, dance music… and not country and western. And so, with that, the MOBO Awards [...]

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