Now, we know what you're thinking – why would a girl as chaste and innocent and shy as Paris Hilton get her boobs out in a nightclub?
And the answer is, we just don't know. But still, Paris Hilton did in fact accidentally get her boobs out in a Boston nightclub just after being made Woman Of The Year by the Harvard Lampoon. Poor Paris must have been mortified to fall out of her dress in front of all those people.
But fortunately Paris Hilton was performing Stars Are Blind at the time, so at least nobody noticed her indiscretion because they were all too busy vomiting and screaming in pain and bleeding out of all the holes in their faces.
Interesting what makes the news, isn't it? Take Paris Hilton, for example. Her album was a flop, her new film is a flop, she hasn't got a TV career any more to speak of and she seems to mainly spend her days getting naked in deserts. Nothing that Paris Hilton ever does should be in the news, let alone this.
Paris Hilton showed a bit of nipple when her top came down in Boston last week. And now you can see pictures of it on the internet.
Yes, that'll be the same Paris Hilton who has pretty much already jammed up the internet with naked pictures of herself stuffing a man's erect penis into her gob like a hungry schoolboy. But that's nothing, because now you can see the top of her tit, too, you lucky scamps. The Sun reports that Paris gave her impromptu booby dance after winning the Harvard Lampoon's Woman Of The Year award last week:
Confident Paris reckons she's pretty good on the mic, stepping up on stage to give fans a rendition of her previous single Stars Are Blind… However partygoers were left more dazzled by the blonde socialite's bouncing bangers then her cutesy voice. One said: "Paris certainly knows how to put on an eye-popping show. It was all a little cringey as she belted out her single as she danced on stage, but the highlight was definitely seeing Paris' boobs."
Imagine that being the highlight of your evening – seeing a couple of millimetres of Hiltonipple 20 feet away. God knows what'd happen if the fan ever learnt how to type 'Paris Hilton sex tape' into Google – he'd probably have some kind of debilitating stress-related hernia.
It's been a busy weekend for Paris Hilton all in all, really – there was the fight with Lindsay Lohan, the pitiful underperformace of her new film and now this burst of semi-nudity. But it might have crocked her in the long-term – how on Earth is she ever going to be able to top this?
Maybe it's time for Paris Hilton to pull out the big guns. Yes, we're suggesting that she wets herself in another taxi.
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Paris Hilton boobs in Boston – The Sun
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mst3kster says
Yuck!!!
I’d rather see a herd of elephants with diarrhea.