Unemployed, knocked up and headed for the slammer – no, we can't imagine why nobody has whisked Nicole Richie up the aisle either.
But all that looks set to change now, thanks to the latest batch of rumours suggesting that Nicole Richie has got engaged to her boyfriend and the father of the unborn foetus that's rapidly outgrowing her, Joel Madden from horrible punk boyband Good Charlotte. And, even though neither Nicole Richie or Joel Madden have confirmed the engagement rumours, we should apparently take them slightly more seriously than the last lot of Nicole Richie/ Joel Madden engagement rumours which, in turn, we took slightly more seriously than the Nicole Richie/ Joel Madden engagement rumours that came before those. And so on and so on, until someone somewhere hints that they'll even semi-consider caring about how engaged Nicole Richie is.
The love affair between Nicole Richie and Joel Madden is truly heartwarming stuff, so much more so than Nicole Richie and that bloke she split up with ever was. It's thought that Nicole Richie first fell in love with Joel Madden when she misheard the lyrics to his song Girls Don't Like Boys Girls Like Cars And Money as Girls Don't Like Boys Girls Like Taking Two Different Kinds Of Drugs And Driving Recklessly Into Oncoming Motorway Traffic and immediately drew parallels with her own exceptionally stupid life.
And given the tough year that Nicole Richie has had – the tally so far includes the cancellation of The Simple Life, an impending jail sentence and the worst-kept secret pregnancy ever – it's not a surprise that Nicole Richie needs the love of a strong man beside her for support. It's a shame that some wires got crossed along the way and Nicole Richie ended up with the love of a make-up-wearing cartoon popstar who's only sticking by her because he knocked her up for support instead, but it seems as if Nicole Richie and Joel Madden want to make their love for one another slightly more official, as Sky reports:
Us magazine is reporting that the pair may be engaged, despite no ring or any word from the couple on the issue. They say that on Friday eve after an acoustic concert by Joel and his bro Benji in Virginia, a source has told them a local radio DJ apparently "thanked the Madden brothers for performing and announced to the crowd to give a warm congratulations on (Thursday night's) engagement of Joel and Nicole." They say the source continued: "Joel did not say anything about the engagement other than to wave to the crowd and acknowledge the roar when the radio personality made the announcement."
We're just as heartwarmed at this news of Nicole Richie's engagement to Joel Madden as we were the first time we heard that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were engaged last month. Although it's worth remembering that there's still been no official confirmation of this engagement yet, so the whole thing could be nothing more than a pack of lies. Of course, the proof will only come when Nicole Richie is seen out with an engagement ring. And that'll only come when Joel Madden has found a sub-molecular jeweller who can fashion a ring small enough for Nicole Richie's tiny skinny witchy fingers.
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katrina says
how your baby doing and i not know that you has preganat of your boyfriend if your baby is so cute face like you and you know what i say to you make so understand ok