The Skinny On Skinny Nicole Richie’s Big Bust
Then buzz it up
December 12th, 2006 at 13:30 by Shawn Lindseth
Vicodin and marijuana cocktails are so very popular. And driving
places, well that's almost equally popular. It's no surprise the two
seem thrown together so often.
And when you're lucky enough to have Vicodin, marijuana, driving, and
a celebrity cruising against the stream on a one way freeway…news
worthiness ensues! That's what just happened to a very skinny Nicole Richie.
We're told the arresting officer originally had a bit of trouble
distinguishing her from the gear shift, but once he realized which one
had the decent personality, an arrest was made.
It was the gear shift. The gear shift was the one with the decent personality.
Last Monday Lionel Richie celebrated his 10 year wedding
anniversary to some broad. One would think that on such a landmark
occasion, his famous daughter might pull out all the celebratory stops.
Maybe she'd dress poorly in fur for him, maybe she'd get a bit fatter for him, or maybe she'd just go out and buy one of his newer albums to double overall sales for him.
So what was her preferred method of giving her father a nice sturdy
congratulations for staying married a virtual eternity as far as
Hollywood marriages go? She smoked pot and took Vicodin. And drove. The
wrong way in a car pool lane. And got arrested for it. And will
probably face criminal charges once the drug tests come back positive,
assuming they do come back positive.
Police seem to think Richie is thus far getting off easy. One officer said:
"She's very lucky. And we're very lucky nobody was killed today."
Police were alerted to Richie's erratic driving by several 911 calls
reporting her driving the wrong way on the freeway. When police found
her she was at a complete stop with her foot on the brake. She said
she'd been following a friend, but no other cars were seen driving so
poorly in the area.
Probably false rumors have been flying that Richie needn't worry about
jail time, as the assigned judge is a huge fan of The Simple Life. The
last season finale, you see, having ended with Richie getting kidnapped
by the Chinese embassy and transported to China in a slow boat-cargo
hold, well the judge doesn't wanna be left hanging anymore than the
rest of us.
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December 12th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
The first two articles this morning, on Cary and Ritchie, BOTH made me laugh out loudly. Your site is now a daily visit. It’s almost scary to think that a 53 year old white male from the USA would find this so entertaining. Well, the content is rich, and the writing so witty, that I cannot help myself. Usually I am not into the Hollywood scene (Don’t watch anything on the tube on the subj)…I would love to see you begin to cover politics in the same fashion and language. But, then again, the celebrity world offers plenty of material all by its lonesome.
Regards,
Dave Johnson, Northern Cal., near Redding
December 12th, 2006 at 11:16 pm
Kind words Dave, and warmly regarded.
December 25th, 2006 at 1:40 am
Shawn,
Minor point, but if you are going to write you should learn the difference between basic words, such as inferred and implied.
Rosie “implied.” You “inferred”
February 21st, 2007 at 3:30 pm
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