Just because there isn't a rapidly-decaying corpse laying in a morgue or a creepy lawyer throwing out wayward paternal claims any more, it doesn't mean that the affair of dead Anna Nicole Smith's baby girl is completely done with yet.
For instance, ever since Larry Birkhead was crowned All Time Best Ever Father Of Anna Nicole Smith's Motherless Baby Daughter, his life has been a tortuous rollercoaster of court appearances, magazine photoshoots and never being able to take baby Dannielynn Hope out of the Bahamas. But today might just be the day that Larry Birkhead can take Dannielynn back to America to forge a new life for himself in Louisville, Kentucky – allowing him to enjoy a life full of all the anonymity that being the father of the potential multi-millionaire daughter of a dead drug-gobbling porno star can bring. That's Louisville Kentucky, photographers and would-be kidnappers.
Now we know that Anna Nicole Smith is buried in the Bahamas because she accidentally overdosed on a bucket of drugs, and also that it was Larry Birkhead's spoo that impregnated Anna Nicole Smith, there's not a lot else that needs to be tied up. The opportunistic magazine covers have been shot, the creepy trademarks have been registered and all we need to do now is sit back and wait for the terrible-looking Anna Nicole Smith movie to be released.
Well, not quite. Because, thanks to Anna Nicole Smith's estranged mother Virgie Arthur and her compulsive desire to try and block anything that anybody has ever wanted to do in the history of all of mankind, Larry Birkhead hasn't been able to take Dannielynn Hope out of the Bahamas yet.
But now that Arthur's efforts to keep Dannielynn Hope in the Bahamas have been overturned – with Arthur now facing a hefty legal bill – it seems as if today will be the day that Larry Birkhead can return to America with his new daughter, as ET reports:
ET has learned that Larry Birkhead will be leaving the Bahamas today and bringing his seven-month old daughter Dannielynn home to Louisville, KY. "I'm just getting ready to be a dad," he told ET yesterday. "Officially, on my own soil."… He can always count on Dannielynn to put a smile on his face. "Everything she does amazes me," he said. "She likes me making faces and playing games with her."
It's a sweet picture, isn't it? Everything that Dannielynn does amazes Larry Birkhead. If only we could bring ourselves to be amazed at a pink screaming lump of meat that never shuts up and shits all the time, then maybe Anna Nicole Smith would learn to love us, too. We wouldn't even complain that she was dead.
But no doubt the journey back to Louisville will be a fraught one for Larry Birkhead and Dannielynn. Although enough time has passed for the baby to come to accept Birkhead as a parental figure, we'd be surprised if he'll be able to shift the nagging suspicion that as soon as the J Howard Marshall inheritance kicks in, Dannielynn will bulldozer Birkhead's modest home and employ her father to dress up as a monkey and run around the grounds while a man with a pistol tries to shoot him in the ankle.
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txgrandma says
Virgie ruined the life of Nicole, so she needs to just mind her own business and get out of Larry’s and Dannielynn’s lives.
Anna Nicole made it very, very clear how she felt about her so called Mother. The woman is totally evil and please judges,
do not let her ruin another life. You can just look at her and tell that she is an evil person and is only wanting this little precious
girl so that she can get her grubby hands on the money.
Virgie, you need to drop off the face of the earth.
Rebecca Romero says
Thanks god , Larry Birkhead is coming home . God did not left him because he’s a nice guys he’s smooth spoken that’s what god want as to do be come be hamble to anothere people that’s what he’s doing now that why god always be with him look at he’s now he’s coming home take care that pretty girl my god bless you both in peace and love no peace no love keep it up all good things Larry dont worried we all prying with you here god said if everybody praying with me im there to listen with you that’s what happen now that’s why you heding back to United State
yellow rose says
Don’t be so sure! You people how much do you know Larry Birkhead? As I said before, you cannot judge the book by its cover! Btw, don’t judge anyone…
Who do you think you are to judge Virgie? Vickie Lyn was a slut, nymphomaniac, whore-prostitute! I hope her daughter will not follow her footsteps!
By the way, according to the Marshals- they will fight to the end-be sure that the money that they worked so hard for will NOTland on the hand of the money mongers like Stern and Larry.
The fight is not over yet, folks! The death of Daniel Smith …whoever is responsible for it should rot in prison and die!
Crime does not pay!
Gilbert Wham says
You lot are fucking nuts. Do your mothers know where you are?