Just when you thought that nothing to do with the death of Anna Nicole Smith could shock you any more, along comes a book claiming that Larry Birkhead and Howard K Stern were secret deal-cutting gay lovers all along.
In a new book called Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death, former MSNBC journalist Rita Cosby alleges that Larry Birkhead and Howard K Stern, the two people who fought so bitterly over the paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn, were gay lovers who secretly agreed that Stern would be named as the executor of Anna Nicole Smith's estate so long as Larry Birkhead could have her daughter. Larry Birkhead has denied these allegations and has threatened to sue Rita Cosby for printing them but you have to agree that, true or false, this story is way more interesting than, say, Brad Pitt blithering on about wanting more kids.
The death of Anna Nicole Smith – America's pharmaceutically-dependent, clown-faced, top-heavy, softcore porno Princess Diana – pretty much left the world in frighteningly unshockable mood. Whether it was the way that Anna Nicole Smith's son died right after her daughter was born or the despicably tawdry way that Anna Nicole Smith's loved ones squabbled over her dead body, or the inevitable news that Anna Nicole Smith died because she took all the drugs in the world, or the endless Anna Nicole Smith babydaddy DNA fight, the events surrounding Anna Nicole Smith's death ensured that nobody would ever be surprised by anything ever again.
Until now. While people have been doing their best to make money from the death of Anna Nicole Smith – by making films or selling diaries or trying to market tapes of her breast operations, Rita Cosby has tried a different tactic. She's written a book about Anna Nicole Smith. And specifically about how the two main people claiming to be the father of baby Dannielynn, Larry Birkhead and Howard K Stern, were gay lovers all along. The New York Daily News reports that Cosby's book Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death includes hot scenes of homosexual Birkhead on Stern oral action:
Sordid passages in the soon-to-be released book by former MSNBC journalist Rita Cosby describe how Anna Nicole and her friend allegedly caught Stern and Birkhead with their shirts off and their pants around their ankles in a Los Angeles home. Jackie Hatten, described in the book as one of Anna Nicole's closest friends, said the men were engaged in oral sex. "Their bodies were intermingled," Hatten says, according to a copy of the book obtained by the Daily News. "It was obvious what was happening."
Not only that, but the book also apparently claims that Anna Nicole Smith knew that Larry Birkhead and Howard K Stern were gay, and only chose Birkhead over Stern as the father of her daughter because she wanted a blonde, blue-eyed child. OK! magazine has already dropped Larry Birkhead as a result of these allegations, while the claims may also go some way to explaining why Larry Birkhead and his lawyer Debra Opri suddenly broke up without warning earlier this year. But, for what it's worth, Larry Birkhead completely denies being gay:
"None of it is true," Birkhead told The News. "I'm gonna sue Rita Cosby for it." Birkhead said he was disgusted by Cosby's claim that he and Stern were gay lovers. "If she printed that then she is really getting sued," Birkhead yelled. "My attorneys are going after her and that is absolutely false. And I am sure Howard and the estate and everyone else involved is going to sue her too. This is just nonsense."
Needless to say it's baby Dannielynn who we feel most sorry for. If it's not bad enough to discover that your mother was a drug-addicted pornstar who apparently tried to starve you to keep you nice and sexy and died a young death in a mess, imagine how it'll feel to discover that your father allegedly sucked off another man who once claimed to also be your father on a video that a book claims your mother used to watch on a loop in bed. Remind us never to get into a 'my life is worse than yours' fight with baby Dannielynn any time soon.
And doesn't this whole Larry Birkhead/ Howard Stern gay lovers thing just destroy the memory of Anna Nicole Smith even further? Let's just take a step back from all this sleazy mud-flinging to remember Anna Nicole Smith the way she would have wanted us to…
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reggie says
shes gonna b on tv tomorrow, the book too is comin out tomorrow. I definently gonna watch her on tv and buy the book.
polar says
i believe rita, all her journalism were accurate
Adam Gade says
God, she’s pathetically retarded. Although, I can’t believe I watched all of it.
JBollocks says
I watched all of it. It was amazing.
Actually, amazing isn’t enough to describe that “performance”.
I swear they augmented her tits with bits of her brain, then, when they ran out of that they used silicone.
noodlemonkey says
The victim here is Dannielynn. If these two men in her life were in collusion and care for her only because she’s an automatic paycheck, they should be taken to the woodshed…
On the other hand, I saw some legal eagle saying that the chances of Dannielynn inheriting anything from the Marshalls were next to none. If that’s the case, these two idiots deserve exactly what the get–nothing!
packie says
wow, anna really cant act. but im definently believing rita cosby, larry sucks and he cant handle the truth. hes too scareed especially in the interviewed
redman2 says
danniellynn is gonna be fine if rita wins, it’ll be sad to know thought that harry stern killed ANS, but i know rita is tellin the truth and her perfomance wass fantastic, larry wasnt even lookin at the interviewer and he seemed uneasy
MW says
Why is it so surprising that Larry and Howard are gay? Anna surrounded herself with gay men and said in her diaries how much she hated sex with men. There was Bobby Trendy, Dr Sandeep Kapoor, the two gay guys in the Bahamas who designed the pink thing on her coffin etc.and Kerrick Ross passed the lie detector test after his story about being Larry’s lover appeared. Larry said he was going to sue him too but never has–hmmm- because it is true?
Verbal_Assassin says
Ok, considering the above comment may be moderated right out the window, I’ll offer more perspective. Wow, what a drug head- first of all. Is there ONE tv interview or vid of her anywhere, where she’s not completely stoned out of her mind? And as far as Larry and Howard are concerned, who cares really? Dannilyn is the only one that matters, her future should be secure, and Anna’s Mother should have that baby. That is about the ONLY place with any sense of normalcy that child needs. Howard needs to have his ass thrown in jail…I think although maybe there is no physical evidence to prove anything thus far- is it not more than obvious he was killing off Anna slowly? Anna was always and had been for years a drug user…..who’s set to come into MILLIONS. What better way to come into the life than to manipulate her into marrying you (which was the only task that went undone) and then kill off the family- being the only one left to take over the money? First Anna’s son ‘mysteriously’ dies, then her? An accidental overdose? Please. If anyone KNEW how to take drugs, it was Anna. I believe truly that the first overdose in the Bahamas, was Howard testing her limits, to know just how much to administer for the final blow. The death of her son made NO sense at all, and even more so, her own. If Larry is gay, who cares honestly- however IF the vid proves to be true- then he better kiss his lover Howard goodbye soon, because I think as things continue, and as he sues Rita for the book- his money grubbing ways are shining through. Who sues for 60 MILLION dollars, over something referring to defamation of character- when no-one could care less about you anyway?