Alright, not forever. But yesterday Donald Trump let Carrie Prejean stay as Miss California despite her nonsense.
It was generous of Donald Trump, since it was thought that Carrie Prejean had violated Miss California law by getting naked for a bunch of photographs and then saying that she didn’t want to live next to any gay people in case they broke into her house in the night and wiped their balls on her face. We’re paraphrasing.
But Carrie Prejean is still Miss California. Admittedly the most disliked Miss California since that child-murdering Nazi goose was accidentally crowned in 1975, but whatever.
Carrie Prejean is a model, and she is a Christian. We know this because Carrie Prejean has repeated it on average 700 times a bloody day ever since she got all like “Urr, gays” at Miss USA last month. And that’s what got her into all this trouble in the first place – not that fact that she won’t shut up about how she secretly thinks that gay people are the root and cause of all human suffering (we’re paraphrasing) but because models are stupid and therefore she’s probably misunderstood quite a large portion of the Bible.
For instance, all that stuff about turning the other cheek? Carrie Prejean clearly took that to mean that she should get her arse out for a photographer. And by doing so she apparently contravened Miss California rule number one, which reads. ‘for crying out loud, lady, could you at least try to keep it in your pants for once?’
Because of this, it looked as if Carrie Prejean’s days as Miss California could be numbered. But that was before kindly Old Man Trump stepped in to save the day with his twinkly eyes and haircut so awful it’s almost like he’s wearing it as a joke. As the owner of the Miss USA contest, Donald Trump was allowed to decide whether Carrie Prejean could keep her job as Miss California or not, as yesterday he decided that she could, saying:
“We’ve reviewed the pictures carefully. We’ve made a determination that the pictures taken were acceptable. Some were risque, but we are in the 21st century… She gave an honorable answer. She gave an answer from her heart, and I think for that she has to be commended.”
Of course Donald Trump forgave Carrie Prejean. He’s got a thing for generosity towards sexy young women with nice boobies, after all – not only did he forgive Tara Conner after she shagged a lot of men on drugs in a pub or something, but he also let Joan Rivers win Celebrity Apprentice this week. And, let’s face it, that woman is a stone-cold fox.
But anyway, the press conference is over and Carrie Prejean is still Miss California, so that should put an end to all this endless petty palaver. Provided, of course, that Carrie Prejean learns from the furore and takes from this the importance of diplomatic silence. What’s that? She said what at the press conference?
“I exercised my freedom of speech and I was punished for doing so. This should not happen in America. It undermines the constitutional rights for which my grandfather fought for (in World War Two). I believe no one should be silenced if they are speaking from their heart. I am a model. I am a Christian.”
Would one of you be able to finish this post off for us? We’re too busy repeatedly smacking our head against our desk.
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Tom Northington says
Uhh – you’re an idiot.
Whatever crowded burg you sip your flavored coffee in whilst self-righteously sneering at “those people” must be a miserable place for you indeed.
Invest your energy in something that matters for a change. TV, movies, pop culture? Not it doood.
Trump’s hair? LOL – that rocks baby.
Just sayin’
Julie says
The article above is so vicious that it is obvious that the author and people like him must have dug up things on Carrie to punish her for speaking what she believed in. Come on this is America – people should be allowed to express their opnion in a constitutional fashion. She did it in a very acceptable and non-contoversial form.
The meida let themselves down and the turst of the general public by digging up those photographs of Carrie – shame on you!!!!
Ronie Howe says
Hateful prohomo rhetoric like this is disgusting. Do you people have a clue how repulsive you are to the mainstream. I don’t care if you get married, just shut up and stop flaunting your deviant behavior. Thank goodness I live fair away from fairyland. The six homosexuals that I know as friends and family behave normal. Unfortunately these loud mouth idiots spewing their trash give many americans the incorrect perception that all gays are weird behaving liberals.
Jarod M. says
You do not come off as intelligent or worthy of mouthing off opinions. Of course, like Mrs. Prejean, you do have the right to free speech. It was tough getting past your hypocritical perspective. And as with many other critics of Mrs. Prejean, your intolerance is unbearable. Ironic, isn’t it?
bryan berg says
This Lady Has class, Perez Hilton is nothing but a dumb little BI***! I would love to pound his A** into the ground!
Lucious Pendrake says
May God Damn you repulsive disgusting faggot pieces of shit. CARRIE PREJEAN RULES. She had the guts to diss you gutless revolting queer cocksuckers like you deserve. There is no bigger group of liars, cowards, phonies and haters that gutless faggots and vomit-inducing dykes. What you faggots and daggers don’t understand is that human beings despise you and will NEVER accept you as anything other than disgusting perverted deviant PIECES OF SHIT. Rot in Hell, may you all die of AIDS and HPV-triggered cancer. Good riddance, may your repulsive pestilence kill only you and your ilk. What REPULSIVE slime you are.
Bill Blackburn says
Go Girl Stand up for what you believe or you will fall for anything.
A true statement.
Perez Hater says
I hope all you “aids” (Another Infected Dick Sucker) homo’s die an ugly death. I hope Carrie Prejean spends the next year hammering you faggets on any and all TV programs out there.
Get Aids and die you cum swallowing queers.
A. Moron says
I for one applaud Carrie for being patriotic and standing up for free speech and hating the dirty dirty gays.
Onebythe sea says
Miss California represents the majority of Americans and especially proven Californians. The lack of tolerance of her beliefs is again being displayed by close minded individuals such as this “writer”. The reality is she was and is guaranteed the right to project her values and ideas, as it should be. Her opposition are generally rude immature troubled people that can not bear to understand the truth she speaks.
She is also the most loved Miss California ever.
you suck,fag says
What do you do for a real job you fucking idiot?Shut your faggot ass pie hole and go wash cars with the other dumb asses
D Ross says
My friends
Al Beirne says
So you guys all came from one site or something right? Have a look at the rest of this site then google satire.
Barnaby Phife says
quoted:
May God Damn you repulsive disgusting faggot pieces of shit. CARRIE PREJEAN RULES. She had the guts to diss you gutless revolting queer cocksuckers like you deserve. There is no bigger group of liars, cowards, phonies and haters that gutless faggots and vomit-inducing dykes. What you faggots and daggers don
Nikki says
The vast majority of you people simply do not get it. Perhaps the pictures were brought up because she was against same sex marriage but, the real issue is the fact that she lied over and over. (Had she actually won Miss USA the pictures would have been brought out anyway. )
Come on who really believes her garbage about the 15 pictures published on TMZ? The wind was blowing and cause a wardrobe malfunction? Give me a break. If you believe that I’ve got some ocean front property in Arizona I’d love to sell you.
Carrie Prejean is a liar and now has been rewarded for lying. Yes, she a great role model for little girl. I thought lying was bad a thing? It is unless it’s good for ratings.
Adrian Ham says
Heyyy… I bummed a Lucious Pendrake once! Baby, is that you? I’d recognise that sweet talk anywhere.
Lucie says
OMG. Looks like Hecklerspray has made it across the pond and up the noses of the right-wing homophobes. These are some of the most revolting comments I’ve ever seen, whilst also being so far of the mark it makes me weep.
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tcons says
I love how people against Prejean’s point of view end up using ad hominem attacks against her. “How can she have an opinion if she’s not always perfect?” Once a persons claims principles, it’s a lot easier to attack. If you have no standards, you’ve got nothing to worry about.
sailhardy says
Heterophobes are doing gay rights a great disservice. No one has to agree with what gays think. The law should and does allow equal opportunity, but marriage is a place where “rights” and the law still intersect. California was asked to authorise same sex marriage, and chose not to do so. I haven’t heard of a gay boycott of the state. Why not?
As for Trump: boycott Trump’s enterprises. I’ll give him one thing: he certainly is proof positive of the H.L. Mencken postulate: No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
Michelle says
The writer is correct – Carrie Prejean is stupid, and by allowing her to represent California, Donald Trump is saying all Californians are homophobic, bleached blonde morons who will whip their clothes off at the mere sniff of a camera. She does have the right to exprss an opinion. We also have the right to laugh at her, repeatedly and loudly, and also to laugh at all the homophobic comments on this site. One more thing – Jesus Christ, the founder of the Christian religion (not St Paul, or Moses, or the Pope, Christianity is supposed to be founded on the teachings of Jesus) didn’t say anything against homosexuality. Not one word. In fact, he said hate was wrong, and everyone should love everyone else. So all those spouting hate and hell and damnation – by the teachings of your own creator, that’s enough to damn you to hell, no-one else.
And go Carrie Prejean – you remind everyone why these ‘beauty’ contests are so fucking awful!
tcons says
Why do u assume it is Christians making these comments? Most of the ugly comments do not mention Christ, so try not to make an assumption about Christians. Anyone who actually reads the bible already knows that, or should know it. And you damning someone to hell is no better than them doing it. If being a Christian means showing love, than anyone not showing love is by defintion not a Christian. You can love people, but not agree with them. You do not lose your spine and become accepting of everything. We live under grace, but there are still principles to follow. Jesus disagreed with people many times, but did not condemn them. You don’t have to forsake morality for love, or love for morality.
dreamofjeanie says
The POINT is. She lied to the USA pageant . There was a question asking if you posed semi or nude and she flatly said she had noT! Is the is Christian Woman that young girls should look up to? The point is NOT how she answered the Gay Marriage Issue Question the point is she flat out LIED and Donald Trump who’s only talent is making $ forgave her. It goes against the pageant RULEs. She lied. She is no example to anyone. Except deception will get you fame.
dreamofjeanie says
This is great
dreamofjeanie says
The point to me is not how she answered the question. That’s her opinion. She lied to the pageant officials. The form asks if you’ve ever posed semi or nude and she answered that she had not. So she lied!!! That to me represents that deception guised as a pretty Christian girl….will get you ahead. What message does that send to young women?
dreamofjeanie says
That’s not a very nice comment.
It doesn’t answer any question.
Carrie Prejean lied about her nude photos. The Gay Issue has nothing to do with the fact that she lied.
Gpen says
Wow, I am Californian, and I do not hold any respect, nor do I desire in any way for Prejean to represent me or my state. Her ridiculous behavior on ALL FRONTS is unflattering, disrespectful and NOT at ALL representative of whatever delusional “majority” you believe in. Like beauty pageants ever produced true beauties anyway.
Bill Lasley says
Looks are important for winning Ms. CA, but what’s inside the women is also, otherwise there would be no questions at all! Many public figures from politicians to basketball coaches have lost their positions due to racial or other insensitive remarks. Free speech does not mean you can say anything you want regardless of the consequences. If Carrie Prejean is to bimbo to know the difference between her personal beliefs and public persona, why should she be allowed to represent the state?
Stabby McGee says
He called you a dagger, stu. A DAGGER. Watch out!
tcons says
“Her ridiculous behavior on ALL FRONTS is unflattering, disrespectful and NOT at ALL representative of whatever delusional
halo3v says
Dreamofjenie
GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The modeling photos were dug up because of her answer, plain and simple. She did photos to try and get a deal with Victoria Secret. Go check your catalogue, see, same photos, same poses. She didn’t lie – GET OVER IT
If you really believe the crap you are spouting I am sorry for you.
I hope you enjoy living life like an ostrich.
halo3v says
Question, was Perez Hilton outraged when Barack Obama gave the exact same answer?
Really – cricket chirping – i didn’t think so.
But I am positive he voted for him..campaigned for him too….
That my friends is the defintion of hypocrisy.
HT says
I’m only here because Twitter’s down for maintenance and I can’t go on Twitter to complain about it and this seems to be the next-best thing for self-important diatribe.
So, yeah, Twitter’s down for maintenance, what’s up with that, anyway?
Sarah says
Actually, this is the internet.
FecesBear says
I think all you homosexuals need to back off. I would love to go back to the dark ages (not long ago). and beat you fairie-fruits senseless.
Mahalo
richard says
What rubbish! Too bad you cannot type Julie. And read the bloody 1st amendment will you…or is that beyond your comprehension ? LOL why is the article vicious? Pejean did after all pose for the bloody pictures. Gimme a break.