Courteney Cox & Jennifer Aniston To Lesbian Snog On Dirt

Courteney Cox is a woman of integrity, so when she invited Jennifer Aniston onto her Dirt show it was done out of friendship and not hapless rating chasing - and the same can be said for all the lesbian kissing Cox and Aniston will be doing, too.

Courteney Cox knows that Dirt - her freakishly serious TV show about how celebrity magazines are more evil than baby-stabbers and how all actors are secretly gay and how everyone in the paparazzi suffers from dangerous mental illnesses - might not ever see a second season, so Courteney Cox is going all out to get all the viewers she can, even if it means giving guest-star Jennifer Aniston a big lesbian kiss with tongues in it. Truly Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston are the queens of fulfilling the sexual fantasies many people had ten years ago but not so much any more.

Friends was a show that left its mark on the world in many ways, not least the fact that we can't even turn on our TV set any more without seeing a horrible, bland, smug Friends repeat no matter how hard we shout at it to make it stop. However, Friends ended and it isn't coming back. There won't be a Friends movie, there won't be any Friends one-hour specials, there certainly won't be any more Joey… up until now, in fact, if you like looking at the cast of Friends you only had to choose between Jennifer Aniston's bad films or smug Matthew Perry on smug Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip, and that's a game that nobody wins.

Luckily Courteney Cox now has Dirt, the Courteney Cox-starring, Courteney Cox-produced FX TV drama about what an evil sex toy-using bitch Courteney Cox would be if she was in charge of a celebrity magazine and wore a red dress that was literally the size and shape of a city. However, Dirt hasn't been blowing anyone's minds lately, so Courteney Cox has rolled out Plan B - she's got Jennifer Aniston to guest star on Dirt as a rival magazine editor. But just in case that trick fails - because, really, who gives a shit about Jennifer Aniston? - there's one more crowd-pleasing level that Dirt could be dropped to. On her guest-starring episode of Dirt, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox are going to lesbian kiss each other like a couple of drunk schoolgirls at a sleepover. Fox reports:

The two will share an on-screen kiss when Aniston appears on Cox's new FX Networks show Dirt, TVGuide.com is reporting. Cox plays Lucy Spiller, a tabloid queen. Aniston will appear in the season finale as Tina Harrod, a rival magazine editor and a lesbian, according to the report. An FX Networks representative declined to comment.

The Courtney Cox/ Jennifer Aniston lesbian kiss episode of Dirt will be broadcast in March and will be titled Look! It's Those Two Off Friends! Kissing Each Other And Enjoying It! If You Let Us Have A Second Series We Might Touch Each Other On The Boobs Too! In other news, it was rumoured that Friends co-star Lisa Kudrow also wanted a guest-spot on the Jennifer Aniston episode of Dirt, but executives genuinely could think of anything that would repel viewers faster than a Kudrow-based lesbian threes-up.

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Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Will Kiss On FX's Dirt - Fox