Oh look! The cinema, as a whole, is still in business. Yep. People still want to go and sit in a darkened room with a bunch of grazing idiots, staring at a screen that actually reduces your intelligence and gives your eyes cataracts.
It’s probably the greatest service that the movies has really because, for every diminished bit of vision and braincell lost, you walk out into that big horrible world and notice one less disgusting thing about it.
And this weekend, we’ve got a bright blue scalp to thank.