Remember Michelle Williams? Of course you do. She was ?Young Sil? off of ?Species?. No? What about ?Minor Character? from Dawson?s Creek that you only saw on Sunday morning whilst a bit hung-over? No? Oh well. She's doing quite well now and will be appearing as Marilyn Monroe in a new film that absolutely no-one will watch because it sounds completely dreadful.
?My Week With Marilyn? will open to no acclaim at all, interesting only the three people who read ?Sight & Sound? as it sounds like the most ?niche? film ever. we're not suggesting the following story is the result of blind desperation on the part of devious PR companies by the way.
Apparently Monroe ? who we might repeat is long dead ? approached her representative on Earth and gave full endorsement to ?her-off-of-Dawson?s-Creek?. Despite being dead.
With one caveat she ?joked?. Yes, the thoroughly-dead starlet is not above a joke or two. Despite being completely dead.
Marilyn ?Dead? Monroe has contacted her ?longtime Hollywood psychic? Kenny Kingston and informed him of the earth-shattering news that she:
?Gave her stamp of approval to Michelle Williams. She suggests that Michelle should always wear a bit of red while filming, for good luck, energy and safety.?
“She told me that even though they did not get along well in life, Marilyn, Vivien Leigh and Lord Olivier are now friendly on the other side.
“In fact, they visit the set of My Week with Marilyn frequently. Marilyn and Vivien are guiding Michelle Williams and Julia Ormond, who portray them in the new film.
“I think I should be named technical advisor on the film.”
Jks.
Kenny ?Kenny? Kingston was not available for comment as we didn't bother phoning him, but we're pretty sure he doesn't have next week?s lottery numbers so don't ask if you get hold of him.
we're guessing that really annoys him.
Co-producer BBC Films also had no comment on the matter due to similar reasons, but we're pretty sure they will not be giving a ?technical credit? to A DEAD PERSON. No matter how much she demands it from beyond the grave via a man happy to be called ?Kenny?.