Britney Spears may look and act as mad as a big donkey, but don't ever doubt her resourcefulness.
It's only been a few days since Britney Spears' disturbing meltdown saw her lose all visitation rights to her children for a month, but already Britney Spears has decided that if she can't see her kids she'll just grow another one inside her.
That's right – Britney Spears might be pregnant again. Be afraid.
If we had to pick one person in the entire world who we'd least like to be, it'd be little Sean Preston Federline. With Britney Spears and Kevin Federline as his parents, genetically he's probably been left with the intellectual potential of, say, a clod of mud, but that's not all. Presuming she eventually gets some form of visitation rights initiated before he's 18, Britney Spears is bound to start seeing Sean Preston as the moment everything started to go wrong.
Look at the facts – pre-baby Britney Spears was the virginal girl next door who all the young kids idolised. Post-baby and Britney Spears is the bald nutter with the escapologist vagina and nothing more. So Sean Preston is going to get it bad, and we really wouldn't like to be in his shoes when he does.
However, a little thing like babies wrecking her life isn't going to stop Britney Spears from thumping them out of her body one after the other like a soggy mogwai. Just days after her courtroom no-show rubberstamped the loss of her children for a month, Britney Spears has been seen out and about browsing pregnancy tests. The Daily Dish reports:
Britney Spears has sparked reports she is pregnant with her third child, after the troubled star was spotted shopping for home pregnancy tests in Los Angeles recently. But Spears appears to be getting serious with her paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, after she was snapped browsing pregnancy tests at pharmacy store Rite Aid earlier this week.
Now, there are three possible explanations for Britney Spears browsing the pregnancy tests:
1 – Britney Spears could be pulling a clever joke on the public by deliberately courting pregnancy speculation even though she's not actually pregnant. If that's the case, we have to hand it to Britney the unwell-looking, suicide note-writing car-crash who has just been banned from seeing her own children. We really do look like quite the foolish ones here, don't we?
2 – Britney Spears actually is pregnant, in which case we should extend our warmest congratulations to Britney. After all, in getting knocked up by a man who recently tried to sell naked pictures of her, Britney's found the one person on Earth who makes Kevin Federline look like a catch, or
3 – Britney Spears was just looking for something small enough to shoplift.
But balls to the speculation, we just hope that Britney Spears is pregnant. Because that way, along with Jamie-Lynn Spears' pregnancy, we can all rest safe in the knowledge that the world will soon be overpopulated with little Spears babies, all running around clanging into things and eating bits of plastic and getting farted on by their mothers.
It's an investment for the future is what it is.
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John says
Sad.
sammysam says
britney spears is a HUGE SKANK!
shes a horrible mother and im glad her kids
got taken off of her!
that dumb slut needs to just go jump off a bridge!
Mommy of an angel says
gawd…why dont she get fixed??? why do the crazy unfit people get baby after baby when ppl like me cant get one??? not fair in that sense and not fair to her children.
rocksann says
okay britteny spears may be playing a tricky joke because she is probley saying this just because she wants another child well on jamie lynn spears pregnantcey that is probley true that jamie lynn spears is having a baby but we don’t know about britteny spears yet okay because britteny spears might be telling a joke or eles jamie lynn spears might be telling a tricky joke and briiteny spears is telling the truth but we don’t know whos telling the thruth and whos not but relly i think jamie lynn spears is telling the truth but i fill so sorry for those kids i love jamie lynn spears and britteny spears so much but i just hope they have a happy life.
this reply was from rocksann
love
rocksann
LYNZ says
‘Rocksann’ is a great example of a Britney fan (but unfortunately can’t spell her name). And is also allergic to punctuation.
Alas, I fear this is what the Spears girls have done to the youth of today. Why hasn’t a family member intervened in this sorry saga? If this was an ordinary Joe they would be sectioned.
Stabby McGee says
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Chels :] says
LOLOLOLOLOL
DAMNIT STOP FUCKING MEN BRITNEY… XDD
Eros says
Britney is an unfit mother who deserves no sympathy because she listens to no one. Sorry kids, you have to suffer because your loser mother Britney and loser father K-Fed, with your preggers 16-year-old aunt Jamie Lynn, and fame-coattails-riding grandma Lynne, do not, never did, and will never know how to effectively parent you. And here’s another one.
Maddie says
If britney cant take care of her self and the kids she already has how is she can take of another child?
she is crazy.
josephine says
People need to just leave Britney alone what the hell we all have our ups and downs she human nobodys prefect
yuting says
brittaney is an adult. she can live her life as she wishes. you people do not know her heart. please try to find something good to say and think about this lovely girl. you dont know how really special she is. just leave her alone.
Gene says
The Spears girls squirtin’ out babies can be explained very succinctly — just watch the movie “Idiocracy”. At the IMDB website read about this movie (tt0387808).
Basically — dumb and uneducated people have scads and herds of babies. — even the young are having babies. All these people having babies with all kinds of other like-minded people. (Caravans or house trailers seem to be involved)
Meanwhile — The educated and well-to-do people wait to have their 1 baby at the right time and sometimes end up not having any offspring. Guess who wins the world over with their gene pool strategy?
The 1 downside of this movie — after watching it you either beleive yourself to be really, really smart or you feel so really, really dumb and lose some brain cells and fergit howe two typ stuf and spel chec junk……..
old Britney fan says
Well, britne is an expert at geting herself pregmant!!!