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Top 20 Victoria’s Secret Models Of All Time

by David Schwartz

Victoria’s Secret? Well, it’s not really a secret at all. Want to sell some underwear? Just get some of the hottest women alive to prance around in it. It’s that simple. Seriously, stick Heidi Klum in an advert for anything and we would be at the front of the queue. Even if it is thrush [...]

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Top 23 Hardest Ever Footballers

by David Schwartz

Football wasn’t always a non-contact sport. With all the diving, posing and play-acting you see in the Premiership and international football these days, it’s easy to forget there were times the Beautiful Game was anything but. In fact, football could be downright nasty – with the players below some of the main instigators. Bring on [...]

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V Pilot: Why It Will Succeed, And Why It’s Doomed

by David Schwartz

Leaping lizards – cult Eighties sci-fi TV mini-series V is back on our TV screens! Twenty-six years since I hid behind the sofa at the sight of a big-haired Jane Badler scoffing down a poor, hapless guinea pig, our favourite reptilian alien overlords are back – albeit with a slight makeover. Gone are the big [...]

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Top 30 Hottest Ever Sports Illustrated Swimwear Models

by David Schwartz

We love Sports Illustrated swimwear models here at hecklerspray. Sure, we like looking at the pictures of beautiful girls but we also like to think they are performing an important role of getting more people interested in swimming. Well, put it this way, nothing has made us more interested in the breaststroke than the thought [...]

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Top 17 Poker Babes

by David Schwartz

Poker is officially our new favourite pastime.

But we are not talking about just playing it – watching it can be just as good.

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True Blood: Season One DVD Review

by David Schwartz

What is it about the Deep South of America that scares the crap out of me?

If ever I was to rank all the places in the world according to where I would like to go before I die, it would probably appear below warzones Afghanistan and Burma. It’s still above France though.

It’s ridiculous, I know, but I’m British. My only knowledge of the area comes from appalling horror movies and one heavily-edited episode of Top Gear. But there is something about the place which really freaks me out.

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Top 20 Greatest Ever Songs From Ads

by David Schwartz

Advertising – it’s the easiest job in the world. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, but coming up with a successful advert is not exactly brain surgery. Bit of sex, a lot of humour and a cracking song and you could sell vomit-coloured shoes to even the most discerning of fashion shoppers. [...]

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Top 12 Most-Hated Premiership Footballers

by David Schwartz

Premiership footballers? Not exactly the most likeable bunch in the world, are they? Never has failure been rewarded so richly than in the top flight of English football. Apart from maybe the banking sector – but that’s a whole different story. They turn up for a few hours of training four days a week, play [...]

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Top 26 Pop Star Babes

by David Schwartz

The pop industry has a lot to answer for. It has created a lot of monsters. Simon Cowell and Kerry Katona spring to mind immediately. But female pop stars are not all talentless bints who clutter up newspapers and snarky entertainment sites (thanks for that) with their inane chatter and their lady bits. Some of [...]

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Top 25 Hollywood Hardmen

by David Schwartz

They may be able to talk the talk – but can they really walk the walk? Hollywood movies are littered with so-called tough guys. But take away their stunt doubles, green screens and fake guns and what do you have left? Nic Cage? He’s just a lanky streak of piss. Mel Gibson? Give me a [...]

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