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Lost Star To Fight Monster With Sticks Again In The Thing Prequel

by David Schwartz

Wondered why Mr Eko was not in the final episode of Lost? No, neither did we. To be honest, it did not even cross our minds until we read that he was not there on another blog.

Amazing really how we missed him. He is, after all, a huge black guy armed with a very dodgy Nigerian accent and a huge club with psalms carved on to it.

Anyway, apparently, it had nothing to do with the fact that Brit actor Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje wanted enough cash to sink a boat owned by Charles Widmore just to appear.

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Hey, Look, A New Predators Trailer

by David Schwartz

The trailer for the latest Predator reboot, Predators, is doing the rounds – and, well, we are actually quite impressed.

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Ashley Greene To Scream For Scream 4?

by David Schwartz

Ashley Greene is very close to joining the cast of Scream 4.

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Movie Review – Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time

by David Schwartz

It’s official! Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time is the best film ever to be adapted from a computer game. Sorry Kirby: Fright to the Finish!! fans. The problem is that that’s a plaudit on a level with being the best-looking EastEnders star, the least nightmarish member of the Dolmio Family or the twin [...]

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Ten Things Hecklerspray Learnt At The Cannes Festival

by David Schwartz

Last week hecklerspray was invited to the Cannes Film Festival for a few days as guests of Stella Artois. Here are 10 things we now know about this year’s festival that no other website will tell you (or even care about)… Last week hecklerspray was invited to the Cannes Film Festival for a few days [...]

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Movie Review: Robin Hood

by David Schwartz

In true Robin Hood spirit, Ridley Scott has taken £237million from various rich people to make a very poor movie. Robin Hood? More like Rotten Hood. Rotten acting, rotten script, rotten idea, very rotten accents. In fact, Robin Hood is so bad, I have to confess I did something in a cinema that I have [...]

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Movie Review: A Nightmare On Elm Street

by David Schwartz

Freddy Krueger’s back – again, sort of, in a new remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street – so whatever you do, don’t fall asleep. Not because watching one the world’s best-loved child killers back on the big screen may induce some sleepless nights worrying about your own ironic death. But because debut director Samuel [...]

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Top 26 Comic Book Movie Babes

by David Schwartz

There’s no doubt that comic book movies have included some of the hottest actresses around. It only makes sense. I mean, if you were creating a comic book story, wouldn’t you draw the hottest women you could think of? So, obviously, when it comes to turning these scribbles into real people for Movieland, you really [...]

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Top 22 Sexiest Women In Sport

by David Schwartz

They are the ladies guaranteed to work up a sweat – the sexiest women in sport. Young, beautiful, talented and rich, it’s certainly a winning formula. And we have come up with the perfect field of athletes that are sure to set pulses racing. Enjoy! They are the ladies guaranteed to work up a sweat [...]

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Top 22 Movie Badasses

by David Schwartz

From unstoppable robots with Austrian accents to psychopathic Cuban gangsters, it seems we cannot get enough of badasses on the silver screen. But what is it about them that we love so much? They are not exactly the chatty types. In fact, they tend not to have too many friends and take themselves a little [...]

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