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Top 22 Sexiest Robots

by David Schwartz

Can robots really be sexy? Can a mechanical object devoid of human emotion and personality really turn you on? Of course it can – just look at Emily Blunt.

But, obviously, it helps if they look like Blunt, Grace Park, Tricia Helfer, or anyone on this list. Two of them even made toasters sexy, for God’s sake. We have never looked at the office Rowenta the same way since.

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Scott Pilgrim vs The World

by David Schwartz

What would you do for the love of a good woman? Buy her flowers every day? Sure. Go and see Sex And The City 3 whenever it comes out on the cinema? Maybe. Give up your dreams just so you can hold it against her when your once-strong relationship inevitably ends in bitter recriminations and crude accusations? Probably. So how about fighting her seven evil ex-boyfriends to the death?

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Best Rendition Of 2001: A Space Odyssey’s Title Music Ever

by David Schwartz

Have to say, this performance by a school orchestra of the title music of 2001: A Space Odyssey had us rolling on the floor at Hecklerspray Towers.

It gets better (worse) as it goes on. Sheer brilliance.

The piece is written by Richard Strauss and is called Sprach Zarathustra, which we can only assume is German for ‘play really badly’.

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Movie Review: The A-Team

by David Schwartz

The A-Team is like Mr T himself: It may look and sound ridiculous, but it just works – sort of. Believe me, I really did not want director Joe Carnahan’s (Smokin’ Aces, NARC) movie revamp of the popular 80s TV show to work. It is an awful thing to admit, but I was actually looking [...]

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Movie Review: Predators

by David Schwartz

Who would have thought predators had dogs? When I first saw one kick the living crap out of Arnie all those years ago, the last thing I thought was that we had something in common; something to chat about in the pub. That we both had furry friends. Sure, the dogs themselves have a face [...]

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World Cup: England 1 USA 1 – The Lego Version

by David Schwartz

OK, so everyone on this side of the Pond is doing all they can to forget England’s dismal 1-1 draw against World Cup minnows USA.

But here is one way to get the smiles back on English faces – the match replayed in glorious Lego.

Ah, yes, Lego. See, even the hapless Rob Green looks good in Lego.

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Let’s hope England do not go to pieces again this Friday.

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Top 19 Cads Of All Time

by David Schwartz

Why do we love cads so much? There is something effortlessly charming about a bounder, rotter, rascal, rogue or heel…

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Freddy Krueger’s Top 15 Kills

by David Schwartz

Freddy Krueger – he’s everyone’s favourite child murderer.

You would think his unhealthy desire to gruesomely kill every kid he comes in contact would be an unattractive quality.

But not Freddy – he’s the James Bond of child killers. Think about it. He likes to make a quip every time he kills someone, everyone he comes in contact with usually dies and he always gets the girl.

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Guillermo Del Toro Quits The Hobbit – What A Pain In The Ring!

by David Schwartz

Hobbit fans had better just put their stupid wizard gowns and golem masks back in the closet – Middle Earth is officially in turmoil.

Why? Because Hobbit director Guillermo Del Toro has quit as director of The Hobbit – and Peter Jackson has already ruled out taking the reins.

Apparently, the constant delays caused by the financial woes at MGM have pissed him off so much he has decided to walk.

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Top 22 Sexiest Aliens

by David Schwartz

You can always rely on Hecklerspray to answer some of the most pressing issues facing humanity.

Whether it is world famine, climate change, cancer or Justin Bieber, we always want to be there tackling it head first.

And this week is no different as we ask the question: Who are the sexiest aliens to ever appear on our TV or cinema screens? We’ve even included a couple of men is here too.

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