Remember Javine Hylton? No? She’s the girl famous for being called a ‘slag’ by Jamelia on Nevermind The Buzzcocks. Yeah. You vaguely recall that? Well, elsewhere, Javine has knocked uglies with MC Harvey, not won Eurovision and not won Popstars: The Rivals.
Basically, there’s very little of note about her, apart from her curious teeth.
However, this hasn’t stopped her from slating people with more success and more talent than her (she should totally write for hecklerspray with that attitude) and has launched a broadside against those that appear on The X Factor.