Hold on to your wizard robes, we’re riding the magical flying unicorn into battle on the plains of Interwebtopia!? A rich plunder awaits our marauding hordes.? There’s the mighty gnome tower of ThatisprobablyillegalinMalaysia, the verdant fields of Disgustingbutimustkeepwatching and the deep dark valleys of Howmanygirlsandhowmanycups.
All the best treasures of the rich and varied Interwebtopia shall be piled at the high altar at Castle hecklerspray and we can all rejoice as King Mof eats a baby.
EATS A BABY!