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Creased Or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is.

by Michael Park

Art School or Smart Fool? Folded The Pomegranate – The best phone ever made? Smash Google – Have you ever wanted to mangle Google for no other reason than the fact that you’re a violent sociopath? Well now you can! The Perry Bible Fellowship – A wonderful web comic that we’d all-but forgotten about. Slutwalk [...]

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Creased Or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is

by Michael Park

Dope or Grope? Folded Star Yearbooks – Want to see Sean Penn looking like a member of Hanson? Of course you do. The Notting Hill Carnival – Why it matters. Football Fans On Mobility Scooters – They’re having none of it. We assume this applies to every football fan who uses a mobility scooter. Spelling [...]

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Do You Like Facebook Like Like’s Parents Like Facebook?

by Kris Silver

Do you remember when Facebook had groups that you could join, before they introduced the concept of pages that you could, ‘like?’ Well, back when there were groups, a lot of people used to set up groups with titles such as, “If 1,000,000 people join this group my wife will let me name our first [...]

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty

This week’s love and shame. Folded: ‘Teen Girl Mode’ (look in the top right corner. We should have this) Everybody loves a fat arm making them look naked (solution: only have thin friends) Source Code (better if it was about the recipe for HP, yet still worth your carefully earned cinema dollars) Pensioners (the wonderful [...]

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Lil Wayne Makes Every Human On Earth Consider Suicide After Going On Twitter Strike

by Mof Gimmers

Rastafarian action figure, with melted face, Lil Wayne, has rocked the Earth to the molten core by revealing that he won’t be enlightening us all via social networking anymore. That’s right – he’s going on strike from Twitter! How will we cope with this news? SOMEONE SET UP A HELPLINE, STAT! hecklerspray won’t be able [...]

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Your Hatred And Sarcasm Is Worth $27,000 Per Week To Rebecca Black

by Mof Gimmers

Oh how clever-clever we sniping internet sorts are! If anyone dares to try and make something of their lives, we’re always on-hand to belittle, chide and generally decapitate anyone who has the cheek to stick their stupid heads above the parapet. And we don’t just store up our ire for adults! No siree! Rebecca Black [...]

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Simon Cowell And Justin Bieber Like Rebecca Black In Most Internet Search Friendly Headline Ever

by Mof Gimmers

Aw! Look! A 13 year old rich kid has made a DIY pop song and 33 million+ people have watched it on YouTube, most of whom want her to go and self harm and die. Ain’t our species of stumbling homosapiens the best! Of course, Black’s song – ‘Friday’ – is pish. Not surprisingly really [...]

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Facebook Founder Teams Up With Bill Gates For Charity

by Kris Silver

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is apparently a really nice guy. Him and some of his nerdy mates have pledged to give all their stupidly vast fortunes away to noble causes either during their lifetimes or after their death. Presumably this is so we all forget all the data and privacy problems Facebook has been plagued [...]

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Hey! You Can Buy Mark Chapman’s Copy Of Double Fantasy That John Lennon Signed Just Before He Got Shot Dead!

by Mof Gimmers

John Lennon, one quarter of The Beatles and writer of stone cold classic tracks like ‘It’s So Hard’, ‘Meat City’ and ‘My Mummy’s Dead’, got bumped off this Earth in one of the most oddest of fashions. How many people’s ghosts can say ‘Well, I got shot dead by a man who asked for my [...]

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Just As Jason Manford Gets Interesting With A Sex Scandal, He Turns Into A Bore (Send Saucy Pictures To Hecklerspray Instead)

by Mof Gimmers

Jason Manford – the comedian who no-one really slags off because they’re too busy slating Michael McIntyre, despite the fact the pair exist in the same place – has always been straight down the middle. Effectively, Manford (almost admirably) has always been very open and honest about wanting to be famous. However, as his star [...]

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