Rastafarian action figure, with melted face, Lil Wayne, has rocked the Earth to the molten core by revealing that he won’t be enlightening us all via social networking anymore. That’s right – he’s going on strike from Twitter! How will we cope with this news? SOMEONE SET UP A HELPLINE, STAT!
hecklerspray won’t be able to function properly now, walking around in a daze and grabbing people by their collars and wailing loudly “Adidas sweats,shiny ass Adidas! Remember when Weezy wrote that?! Do you?! Those were salad days! Remember that time he just wrote “um yeah”? Do you? We won’t be getting that now. It is just too sad to comprehend”.
We’ll then do that funny crab dance he’s fond of, complete with solemnly bowed head.
Apparently, this devastating news comes on the back of multiple hacks on his account and he’s fed up like Alexander O’Neal, which has prompted him to have a Twitter vacation.
He says:
“I just shut my Twitter account down because it got hacked. Once it got hacked, I had Twitter fix it. They changed it. And then it got hacked again, so I just shut it down. As of right now, I’m on Twitter strike.”
It is thought that Wayne might get a Bebo account where no-one will ever hack into the accounts because, inside, there’s only two people talking to each other – the founder and their mother saying ‘It’ll be alright. You’ve done very well you know?’, before drawing a crude love heart with the graffiti application.
Wayne’s account (@LilTuneChi) was hacked in January, when updates started hitting people’s timelines. People suspected it might be a rogue at work because, for the first time, Wayne had actually started being interesting.
The hacker promptly started hurling insults at Soulja Boy.
It said:
“I sent a donations to your paypal, check it, I heard you got 13,000 sales lil homie, i feel bad for you! #D*mnSoulja”
We give Lil Wayne a week before he’s back on twitter, saying things like ‘Ohio is off the chain!’ and ‘Um’.
Now, if you could be a pet and go on strike from music for the rest of your life, that would be wonderful. Okay? Okay. Good.
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