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- Justin Bieber has picture taken with fans – It’s brilliant.
- We live in a marvellous, brilliant world. Why? People make things like a Nefertitti headpiece made from Yak’s nipples. Marvellous!
- Bobby Ball! – He’s on twitter! ROCK ON!
- Pampered son of dreary rock star gets book thrown at him – Oh boo and bloody hoo.
- So, the media want to bother hippies by thermal imaging their ’empty tents’? – Here comes a cheeky hippie to disprove a few things. Well done hippie!
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- Turtles – They’ll attack you and try and make you die.
- Victoria Beckham Solo! – Posh Spice didn’t have much to do in the Spice Girls. In fact, her entire singing output in FIVE WHOLE years was just shy of 9 minutes. SEE. Poor shit.
- You get aroused and embarrassed easily. Someone wants to exploit this and make it worse with clothes designed to thoroughly embarrass you by vanishing while you die inside.
- Twitter – Some people. Still RTing the Big Ben account. Go die.
- Awards ceremonies? – They’re not all classy joints like the one we won prizes at. Dwarves and heckling anyone?
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