Folded
- Star Yearbooks – Want to see Sean Penn looking like a member of Hanson? Of course you do.
- The Notting Hill Carnival – Why it matters.
- Football Fans On Mobility Scooters – They’re having none of it. We assume this applies to every football fan who uses a mobility scooter.
- Spelling Qaddafi – Oh… so that’s what it is?
- Jim Carrey – He’s declared his love for Emma Stone on Youtube. Haven’t we all wanted to do that at some point?
Creased
- Nick Helm – Awww, you’ve got the funniest joke at The Fringe, do you? And you’re not going to be gracious about it? Of course you’re not. Enjoy Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow.
- David Mitchell – Well, not David Mitchell himself. His beard. What’s that about?
- Polish Spiderman – He’s not helping anyone. We bet he wasn’t even bitten by a radioactive spider.
- Marco Pierre White – He’s going into the Big Brother house. Presumably to bore them all shitless about turkey.
- The Foreplay App – If you need this, you might as well stick it in there and phone it.
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