Are you prepared to embark on the second half of a VERY BIG DEAL? Yeah? A very very big deal, in the manner of Back to the Future 2, or when they let Leslie Grantham back on television for a while?
Alright, fair enough. Nobody had time to prepare for that.
This was the second installment of the very serious and important Boot Camp, where lots of amazing details and information about things of absolute importance were revealed. Do you remember? We know, it was pretty amazing. Much like an interesting version of that whole Osama Bin Laden thing that happened for a bit… although, it has to be said, that didn’t half drag on. Unlike The X Factor, which is literally like a soft country breeze. Feel that? That’s Kelly Rowland’s metabolism. Mmm.