Cher Lloyd, you remember her don't you? She's that one what didn't win the X Factor and is still famous for some reason despite not having actually done anything to earn it.
Well, she's back in the news this week after accusing new X Factor judge Tulisa off of the N-Dubz of secretly being a hermaphrodite.
Lloyd was quoted as saying that Contos? Contstav? Tulisa has, ?got balls,? a revelation that is sure to send the N-Dubz star nuts.
The N-Dubz and X Factor management teams had, until now, done a remarkable job keeping Tulisa?s alleged acorns under wraps and, with the death of the News of the World, may have thought that said balls would never have seen the light of day.
One possible reason for the slip could be that Cher Lloyd has just released her debut single, the bizarrely titled Swagger Jagger, and needed to stir up a bit of controversy so that people remember who she is.
But why pick on poor, sweet Tulisa, what has she ever done eh? Apart from steal (Lloyd?s X Factor mentor) Cheryl Cole?s job and singlehandedly destroy her life, forcing our Chezza to reconcile with former hubby and renowned love rat/careless pellet gun owner, Ashley.
Tulisa has yet to react to Lloyd?s allegation, which is a shame, as we here at hecklerspray do love it when Tulisa goes off on one of her, allegedly testosterone fuelled, rants.
We?ll all just have to wait and see whether or not Tulisa?s N-Dublets ever get revealed to the world, but we can't help but think that if they do get some airtime on the X-Factor we?ll immediately be asked which one we want to vote off, resulting in the most awkward and yet oddly compelling sing off in the history of TV talent shows.
Wait, we've got the wrong end of the stick here, haven't we?
Balls.
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grger says
whoever wrote this article is a moron.