Right you horrible lot, shall we get this started? Because by the sounds of the naysayers on TV and radio and in the papers, eventually we?ll all be out of a job and by that point, no one will have a TV anymore and we?ll all by using someone else?s children as currency.
Not in a sexual sense obviously, it's for the hair. Imagine how you could live in luxury knowing that somewhere in your barren estate is a Scrooge McDuck vault full of children?s hair. You?d lord it over all those people selling wheelbarrows for a loaf of bread.
Sounds like a terrible state of affairs doesn't it? Unemployable people are milling around not wanting jobs that the government is trying to make them take, while people who do want a job are being made to work unpaid in places like Tesco and Topshop because that's what's good for the nation. Dressing like someone shot you out of a cannon, through a Toto Coelo video and dropped you behind a counter looking sullen is good for the country. So they say. But what would we know? We all voted for Will Young to win Pop Idol when Gareth Gates was clearly the better prospect. He couldn't talk people! That ranks higher than Will Young?s giant tongue. That's basic speech impediment hierarchy 101.