Jeez Usher, give it up, would you? Just because you cancelled your wedding to Tameka Foster at the last minute once, it doesn't mean that you can go around getting married to her again and again like some kind of dancey bell-end.
Even though it's been less than a month since he first got married to Tameka Foster, Usher decided to get married to her again this weekend – this time in a winery resort an hour outside of Atlanta. Apparently this weekend's wedding between Usher and Tameka was the dream wedding they'd both originally wished for; the once in a lifetime fairytale experience that Usher and Tameka Foster will never be able to top, the one that they can show pictures of their children to while declaring proudly that it only took them three fucking goes to get it almost right.
In a funny kind of way, Usher's cancelled wedding to Tameka Foster in July was the making of him. By backing out of the wedding at the last minute with no explanation why, Usher instantly became a million times more interesting than he'd ever been – admittedly not an especially difficult job since all Usher had going for him before was a minor inability to stick to speedlimits, an occasional sore throat and the god-given talent to dance like Lindsay Lohan failing a field sobriety test. In an earthquake. On the moon.
Although, having said this, something inside Usher didn't take too well to being interesting, and he quickly eased the public's fear that Usher might have any kind of distinguishing characteristics by promising everyone that the wedding was still on – something that became apparent when Usher married Tameka Foster in a lawyer's office last month. But, just in case anyone still had any lingering suspicions that Usher's brain was capable of doubting the sanctity of marriage as well as figuring out the best way for him to dance like an old lady trying to walk up an icy hill, Usher got married to Tameka Foster again this weekend – and this time everyone was invited! Except you, obviously. The New York Post reports:
R&B crooner Usher finally celebrated his marriage to pregnant bride Tameka Foster yesterday, with a celebrity-packed party at a luxury country resort near Atlanta. The pair exchanged vows in front of 200 guests including Oprah Winfrey, Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson and Mariah Carey, according to People magazine.
Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson and Mariah Carey as guests? Great – now we suppose Usher and Tameka Foster will have to go through the whole wedding thing all over again next month without any of the boob-exposing, idiotic claims of incontinence and crawling around the floor swatting away imaginary demons with sex toys. Thanks Usher. Thanks a lot.
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Baby Milo says
I would stay single if I was him… play the field :)