Whitney Houston Will Always Love Crack, Says Sister-In-Law

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March 29th, 2006 at 14:30 by Stuart Heritage

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There was a time when Whitney Houston believed that children were the future, but now it seems as if smoking loads of crack until all her teeth fall out is the only future Whitney Houston believes in.

That’s according to Tina Brown, the sister-in-law of Whitney Houston, who made these revelations in an interview with The National Enquirer. If the claims are true, it’s a shame - we were kind of hoping that the stories about Bobby Brown pulling turds out of Whitney’s bum with his fingers was as nasty as it got.

Whitney Houston (CDs) was once the biggest singing sensation on the
planet. Whitney told us I Will Always Love You. Whitney told us I Wanna
Dance With Somebody
. Whitney told us I’m Every Woman. Whitney told us,
somewhat confusingly, My Name Is Not Susan.

But Whitney Houston hasn’t been doing much singing lately. We were
under the impression that this was because Bobby Brown was too busy trying to fish nuggets of shit from her arse, but Whitney’s sister-in-law Tina Brown has another explanation - that Whitney Houston is a paranoid, crack-smoking wreck.

In an interview with The National Enquirer, Tina Brown claims that Whitney Houston lives in squalor surrounded by drug paraphernalia:


"The truth needs to come out. She won’t stay off the drugs. It’s every
single day. It’s so ugly. Everyone is so scared she is going to OD."

The
claims come as Tina, sister of Bobby Brown, spoke of her own addiction
to crack. She claims that she regularly smoked crack with Whitney Houston, until she decided enough was enough in August last year. In the
interview, complete with apparent pictures of Whitney’s filth-covered,
garbage-strewn bathroom, Tina Brown says that Houston sees ‘demons’
everywhere she goes, and beats herself up while saying "The Devil be hitting me."

On top of that, The National Enquirer reports that one half of 2005 tackiest couple of the year Whitney Houston

Spends her days locked in her bedroom amid
piles of garbage, smoking crack, using sex toys to satisfy herself and
ignoring personal hygiene.

There are also claims that Whitney’s mother Cissy tried to get her daughter off crack by taking her to rehab in March 2004, but Whitney Houston wriggled out of taking urine tests, saying:

"I’m not giving you no pee today. I don’t have none right now."

If only Bobby Brown was with her. He could have dug some out with his fingers.

Read more:

Houston, you got a problem…crack! - NY Daily News

[story by Stuart Heritage]

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5 Responses to “Whitney Houston Will Always Love Crack, Says Sister-In-Law”

  1. Renee Says:

    What is sad is how the media loves a fall from grace. Why isn’t someone trying to HELP Whitney instead of trashing her name even further.

  2. Jill Says:

    How sad,a great talent destroying herself,without help she will end us just like Elvis Presley,dead in her 40’s!

  3. Choo Says:

    Everytime I see her I think about how lucky I am. She is really having a tough time right now. Can we pray for her? She really need our help. Thanks, because I know you are a fan of Whitney Houston-Brown…who’s not?

  4. Melanie Says:

    I really want to cry. I wish i could just help her. I was always made fun of for being such a fan of whitney no matter what she did but now i truly wish someone could help her. I would hate to see her pass so early.

  5. pilesofcrack Says:

    What I like most about Atlanta is the pre-eminent way in which the queen of our city has glorified the use of a hollow piece of glass. While recent reports about the various foreclosures facing Ms. Whitney Houston ney Brown are mostly fabricated tar and feathering by the evil partnership of Big Oil and the whiteman,( meaning that the sand schvatzah’s are part of big oil). are untrue. Ms. Houston has in fact reveived the noble prize for crack smoking. In fact she has recently set the world record for snorting meth on top of piles of crack. Piles of crack are the reason why Las Vegas is great. That is why Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer and I have temed up to construct the world class Donald Trump International Invitional which will be played at the Donald Trump iNTERNATIONAL iNVITIONAL iNSPIRATIONAL PILES OF CRACK TOURNAMENT AT THE ON THE FAMOUS BLACK COIURSAKA THE AL SHARPTON PILES OF CRACK “just get into the bag “tawana” don’t be worrryin bout that doggy doo, classic.

    Best yet by having Jesse Jackson sign the check for you you don’t need to pay taxes on your winnings, cause the IRS makes Whitney Houston smoke Piles of Crack and btw If OJ did it I bet you he could tell us how.

    Praise be the rage,

    Michael Richards.

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