Uma Thurman's romantic life is a lot like her movie career – all higgeldy-piggeldy and full of useless choices; for instance, it's been reported that Uma Thurman has just split up with a man who we're fairly certain she's already split up with once.
Uma Thurman is no longer romantically involved with hotelier Andre Balazs. Again. Just like she did a year ago. This time, though, we presume that Uma Thurman's split with Andre Balazs is for good – and that's sad news for everyone. Well, everyone apart from Andre Balazs, obviously – he must be relishing the thought of a life spent without having to pretend that Paycheck, The Producers, Be Cool or My Super Ex-Girlfriend weren't steaming great piles of crap every time Uma Thurman asks for his opinion over breakfast.
Even though Uma Thurman is a slab-footed giant who very clearly can't tell the difference between a good film and a bad film, it's hard not to have a soft spot for her. Maybe it's the way that Uma Thurman can't be rude about her ex-husband, or maybe it's the way that she doesn't care that the Virgin Media commercial where she pretends to pause herself is just about the most annoying thing to be seen on British television since Doctor Fox was still on Dancing On Ice, but we just can't help but like Uma.
So, with that in mind, we're sad that Uma Thurman has announced that she's splitting up with Andre Balazs – the world's favourite mostly-unknown hotelier with a surname that sounds a little bit like 'ballsacks' – again. Los Angeles Times reports:
Actress Uma Thurman and hotelier Andre Balazs have split up. Thurman's New York-based publicist Robert Garlock confirmed the couple, together on and off for three years, are no longer an item. "I confirm that they are no longer a couple," Garlock said Monday, adding that was all the two wanted to divulge.
Who knows why Uma Thurman and Andre Balazs have split up, especially right before the wedding they were planning to have in the summer. Maybe it had something to do with that recent interview where Uma Thurman complained about never being chatted up by men – we can see why that might anger her fiance.
But even though Uma Thurman has split up with Andre Balazs, we shouldn't be angry or upset about it – instead we should focus on all the good times that Uma Thurman and Andre Balazs gave us, like when Uma Thurman split up with Andre Balazs first time round and, um… no, actually just that.
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Dan says
Hey, I thought Paycheck was good. Altho I had completely forgotten she was in it.
sk8rgurl says
Uma did the best OD scene I’ve ever seen on Pulp Fiction… always a treat to watch that one.
Gilbert Wham says
Having seen someone overdose, I don’t think it was that convincing.