Uma Thurman, the Hollywood actress famous for being in the Kill Bill films and a lot of stuff that isn’t really very good, has split up with her boyfriend, it has been announced.
Uma and Andre Balazs have decided to call it a day, sparking three questions worldwide. 1) Why did Uma Thurman and Andre Balazs split? 2) We didn’t even know Uma Thurman was seeing Andre Balazs, did you? and 3) Who the hell is Andre Balazs?
So Uma Thurman (DVDs) has sent shockwaves across the world by splitting with
Andre Balazs. He’s a hotelier, in case you were wondering, and looks like
he’s flipping well loaded. But that’s beside the point. Uma and Andre
were together for two years, and now they’re not. According to a
statement from Thurman’s publicist Robert Garlock:
"Unfortunately, it is true. But we remain close friends."
That’s
Andre and Uma, we assume. Not Robert and Uma, Or Andre and Robert.
Anyway, we should have seen the split coming, if we had any idea who
Balazs was, that is. Why? Because Uma had last month taken part in the
doomed tradition of bigging their relationship up to a magazine, in
this case InStyle:
"Everyone constantly taunts you that rebound
relationships aren’t a
good idea and that they don’t work. But mine is working, surprisingly…
It’s lovely to have a man in my life who’s cute, intelligent,
interesting and complicated, and very supportive."
Whoops. Saying all lot has to be Uma’s biggest mistake since Paycheck.
Read more:
Uma Thurman and Boyfriend Split – People
[story by Stuart Heritage]