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Zac Efron Not Starring In Pirates Of The Caribbean 4. Yet.

by Stuart Heritage

Until now there’s been one reason and one reason alone to look forward to Pirates Of The Caribbean 4 – no Orlando Bloom.

But now there’s another reason that’s equally uplifting – not only will Orlando Bloom not foul up Pirates Of The Caribbean 4, but nor will Zac Efron from High School Musical. Contrary to rumours suggesting that Zac Efron had signed on to play Johnny Depp’s son in the fourth Pirates Of The Caribbean movie, it’s been revealed that no such deal has been made.

Yet. Despite the denial, Zac Efron isn’t hiding his enthusiasm for a role in Pirates Of The Caribbean 4. But if he does eventually get the job, producers will have to find a clever way to explain his presence in the movie. We suggest a flashback to Captain Jack Sparrow having it off with a charisma-free injection-moulded shop dummy and somehow getting it pregnant. Nobody could argue with logic like that.

Until now there's been one reason and one reason alone to look forward to Pirates Of The Caribbean 4 - no Orlando Bloom. But now there's another reason that's equally uplifting - not only will Orlando Bloom not foul up Pirates Of The Caribbean 4, but nor will Zac Efron from High School Musical. Contrary to rumours suggesting that Zac Efron had signed on to play Johnny Depp's son in the fourth Pirates Of The Caribbean movie, it's been revealed that no such deal has been made. Yet. Despite the denial, Zac Efron isn't hiding his enthusiasm for a role in Pirates Of The Caribbean 4. But if he does eventually get the job, producers will have to find a clever way to explain his presence in the movie. We suggest a flashback to Captain Jack Sparrow having it off with a charisma-free injection-moulded shop dummy and somehow getting it pregnant. Nobody could argue with logic like that.
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High School Musical 4 Coming Whether You Want It Or Not

by Stuart Heritage

You might have thought that High School Musical 3 was to be the swansong of the series, leaving tweens everywhere with three near-identical Grease rip-offs to cling onto.

But that’s not the case at all. Eager to keep churning out enough High School Musicals to keep everyone in solid gold bathtubs for a decade, Disney has announced that there’s a High School Musical 4 in the pipeline.

However, don’t expect too many of your favourite High School Musical characters in High School Musical 4, because rumour has it that there’ll be a mostly-new cast. Which we’re eternally thankful to Disney for – after all, the High School Musical cast of today is the middle-aged pervert’s grubby naked sex fantasy object of tomorrow.

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Zac Efron’s Appendix Too Cute For His Own Body

by Stuart Heritage

If you’re a Zac Efron fan, you might want to sit down – it turns out that Zac’s body isn’t as dreamy-perfect as you probably thought.

Yesterday High School Musical star Zac Efron was rushed to hospital for an emergency appendectomy. Fortunately Efron’s appendix was removed before it burst and could do serious damage to the teen sensation’s innards.

But it was a close call. At one point during surgery, up to three of Zac Efron’s hairs went slightly out of place – marking the most distressing point of his entire moon-eyed life so far.

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High School Musical 3 To Fill Cinemas With Annoying Children

by Stuart Heritage

One of the best things about the High School Musical movies was that they were TV movies and easy to avoid.

But not any more. Disney has just confirmed that High School Musical 3 – the final movie in the High School Musical trilogy – will be a full feature release that people will have to save up their pocket money and pay to see in cinemas.

Needless to say, the news has excited young High School Musical fans and creepy middle-aged perverts who’ve just worked out that they’ll be able to see the outline of Vanessa Hudgens’ boobs on a gigantic screen alike.

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