Aw, poor Zac Efron and his beautiful face.? Seems someone got a bad case of the stumbly toddler and fell down hard.? Efron ended up needing some serious medical attention after his accident, and wound up getting his jaw wired shut.
Efron’s reps have come out to say he slipped on a puddle of water in his house, which seems super plausible.? I know when I have busted my ass around my house it’s because I felt like setting up an indoor pond and not because I was 8 margaritas deep.
Zac has had a tough year.? He’s had a few trips to rehab, his career is still C + list at best, and now his #1 moneymaker is busted up.? He fell so hard on his face that he needed to get it wired shut.? I imagine there are also probably some pretty significant bruises too on his angelic cheeks, which just hurts me so to think about.? Number one rules of pretty boy actors with minimal talent is to keep their features undamaged.
Now, while Efron’s new inability to talk much would probably do wonders for his acting skills, it is going to put a damper on his upcoming promotional work for his new bomb That Awkward Moment.? Zac was supposed to start doing promos for the movie, but now all that has been put on hold while Efron heals.?? Efron’s co-star, Michael B. Jordan, says that Zac is “tough” and will get through it all just fine.? Let’s just hope he gets through it without adding an addiction to pain killers to his list of issues.
Now, what everyone is kind of whispering to each other is just how did Efron fall.? His people say he slipped on a puddle at his house, but given his recent struggles with some bad shit and booze, this is much more of a head tilt/ raised eyebrow?situation.? The possibility of Efron pulling a David Hasselhoff circa 2007 is just too high to ignore.
Because really, who under the age of 65 falls in their own home badly enough to hurt themselves without being drunk as shit?? No one, that’s who.? He needed to have his jaw medically closed with wires!? That is not “oops, I slipped in my kitchen while washing dishes!”?slip. ?That is “I was fucking tanked on Jameson and fell down a flight of stairs and landed face first onto my linoleum floor” tragedy.
And?who doesn’t notice a pile of water on the floor if they are “sober” hmm?? Does Efron need to invest in some of those bright yellow “WET FLOOR” signs?? I think Walmart sells those.? Christmas is coming soon, Zac.? I am sure someone can hook you up.
This shit never would happen to former Nickelodeon stars.? Just saying.
CNJ says
If he’s messed up his face; his career is over. So sad. He’s so great to look at.