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Pop Promos: Wait, Is This All Scroobius Pip’s Fault?

by Lauren Mullineaux

Us here ‘Spray writers have written a lot of words over the years and it is with tired hearts and mangled hands that we begrudgingly bring this to you now.  Scroobius Pip is currently informing us that journalism is redundant through our pathetic laptop speakers, America is still unwittingly executing people, and R.E.M have just [...]

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Creased Or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is.

by Michael Park

Art School or Smart Fool? Folded The Pomegranate – The best phone ever made? Smash Google – Have you ever wanted to mangle Google for no other reason than the fact that you’re a violent sociopath? Well now you can! The Perry Bible Fellowship – A wonderful web comic that we’d all-but forgotten about. Slutwalk [...]

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Lady GaGa Nearly Gets Off With Glassy Eyed Britney Spears While In Drag

by Mof Gimmers

Do you know who Jo Calderone is? No. Well it’s Lady Gaga in men’s underpants. Okay? And when GaGa dons some skiddy briefs, drops the ‘s’ from ‘she’, all kinds of mischief can be had, including trying to molest Britney Spears who still has the look of a mental ward about her. Great scenes, especially [...]

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Lady GaGa Unleashes Her Bare Boobs All Over A Piano In A Video

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is a creature that loves wearing outlandish outfits, but seemingly, feels so restricted by clothes in general that she’s more than willing to tear them off at any given point, ensuring that just about everyone has seen her boobies. And she’s at it again, flopping them out all over her ivories. That’s right [...]

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Lady GaGa Becomes Moving Meat Target For Sharks

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is learning to surf. Ain’t that great? She’s learning to surf in Mexico’s Puerto Vallarta, which must be a lovely way to spend your time. Don’t bother with all that Promoting Your New Single lark. Just take your bushy bushy blonde hairdo to the beach and go surfin’. The best news is that [...]

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Decoded: Lady GaGa’s Warning In ‘You And I’ That You Should Never Mix Ice Cream With Fish

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa has a new video out again for us to all split into two camps about. One camp is the “Hurray! She’s weird and fresh! Just what pop needs!”, the other is the “Boo! She’s an idiot! An attention seeking idiot! Make her go away!” This promo for ‘You And I’ will be no [...]

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Bette Midler Wants To Punch Lady GaGa Right On The Fishy Wheelchair

by Mof Gimmers

Most of you resent having anything to do with popular culture, preferring to ferret yourselves away next to your pointless collection of Korean horror films and albums made by bearded pricks with acoustic guitars. This means you will have invariably missed the gigantic outrage caused by Lady GaGa’s mocking the afflicted. Afflicted with what? Afflicted [...]

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Lady GaGa Isn’t Exploiting Gays, Rather, Setting Up An Army To Take Over The World

by Mof Gimmers

Stand up for the gays and you get accused of being a gay yourself. That’s the law of the schoolyard. However, when you’re massively famous and acknowledge that you don’t mind which gender you have sex with, the catcalls need to be shifted slightly. So, in the instance that accusing Lady GaGa of being a [...]

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Lady GaGa Accused Of Stealing From The Corpses Of Japan

by Mof Gimmers

Lady Gaga has been praised for raising awareness for relief efforts in sorting Japan out after the dreadful tsunami that struck the country down. However, like the world’s most weirdly dressed graverobber, she’s been accused of pocketing a load of money that should’ve gone to blighted country. Less Bad Romance and more bad finance. Sorry. [...]

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Eminem Talks About Lady GaGa’s Penis Roughly Two Years After Everyone Else

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when Eminem was kinda vital to have around? He made records that didn’t rely on funk breaks and effectively spat out a mixture of awkward confessionals and comedy skits, rather than focusing on displays of wealth and success. Not that his albums were very good mind you. And then, of course, he went mental [...]

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