Bette Midler Wants To Punch Lady GaGa Right On The Fishy Wheelchair

Most of you resent having anything to do with popular culture, preferring to ferret yourselves away next to your pointless collection of Korean horror films and albums made by bearded pricks with acoustic guitars.

This means you will have invariably missed the gigantic outrage caused by Lady GaGa’s mocking the afflicted. Afflicted with what? Afflicted with wheels, that’s what.

That’s right kiddiekins! GaGa has done one of her daft performances again, taking to the stage in a wheelchair while dressed as a mermaid. Of course, everyone has thrown up their lunch with disgust, spelling the word ‘vile’ out with their stomach lining. As disgusting and hate-filled toward the disabled GaGa is, Bette Midler would also like everyone to know that she hates people in wheelchairs too!

What the world needs to really know is that Bette Midler was disrespectful to people in wheelchairs long before Lady Gaga, as she was wheeling herself around on a stage dressed as a fish, first.

Disability rights groups are advised to take up their beef with Midler, but there’s no guarantees she’ll give you a serious answer. That’s because she probably hates you. That’s why she mocks you. She probably still uses the word ‘cripple’.

In a series of posts on Twitter, Midler wrote:

“I’m not sure Lady Gaga knows that I’ve performed my mermaid in a wheelchair for millions of people – and many of them are still alive… Dear Lady Gaga if you think a mermaid in a wheelchair seems familiar – it’s because it is! You can see it on youtube 24/7 – with ME performing it… Dear Lady Gaga I’ve been doing singing mermaid in a wheelchair since 1980 – You can keep the meat dress and the firecracker tits – mermaid’s mine.”

You can see GaGa in her PVC mermaid get-up, tootling around in her sex-wheelchair in this video…

…and here’s Bette doing her bit to mock the disabled folk of the world.

Midler isn’t stopping there either!

She actually wants to meet GaGa when they both attend the Emmy Awards later this year, adding:

“Let’s drink this over at the Emmys in September. Fabulous mermaids can co-exist!”

Jesus!? Are they going to team up to make the most offensive performance in human history, pulling ‘spazz faces’ while ‘blacked up’, using scrunched up bits of religious books for their monthlies?

Or have we totally got the wrong end of the stick here? We have? Oh. We need to point out that some of our best friends are blacked-up mermaids or something…

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  1. Christian says

    Of course Bette Midler wanted to punch that dreadful bitch Lady Gaga right on the fishy wheelchair now that’s a good idea, maybe Midler didn’t really like her because the famed monster Lady Gaga herself ruined the legacy of the female pop world and of course a bad role model to popstars, we don’t want anymore popstars learned influence from that stupid Lady Shithead for christ sake.