Do you know who Jo Calderone is? No. Well it’s Lady Gaga in men’s underpants. Okay? And when GaGa dons some skiddy briefs, drops the ‘s’ from ‘she’, all kinds of mischief can be had, including trying to molest Britney Spears who still has the look of a mental ward about her.
Great scenes, especially given that Jo Calderone is an anagram of ‘Cajole Drone’ – the only sensible suggestion we’ve got for an analogy concerning this pair mating (or ‘Re: Jade Colon’).
Calderone presented Britney Spears with the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard award (no idea what that means) and tried to dry-hump the awardee on-stage before nipping off to the men’s toilets do urinate everywhere that isn’t the urinal itself. That’s impressive staying in character.
Spears said of the Calderone encounter:
“We got onstage and felt it out.”
So that’s what it’s called these days. Oddly enough, Spears told the crowd that she resisted Calderone because she didn’t want to upset Gaga.
Kissing Madonna is fine though, apparently.
And where was GaGa?
Calderone says:
“She’s really fucking pissed at me. Gaga said ‘Fuck you,’ she said, ‘If you really love me you’ll go instead of me and get in that spotlight.’ So I did.”
He added, talking about humping Britters:
“She’s fucking hot, Britney. Gaga’s my girl, but Britney’s fucking Britney Spears. Didn’t you jerk off to Britney when you were a kid?”
We have absolutely no idea what’s going on, but we think we kinda like it.
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Alias says
dusty fuckin pagans the lot of them
nowthatstrailer says
Who overstayed his welcome when presenting Britney Spears with an award – which seemed painfully awkward when Britney started reading the teleprompter as Jo ogles her and scratches his penis. If that wasn’t bad enough, Lady Gaga wore a real penis during the VMA’s, because she/he is to be taken seriously now as an actor.
T-Cake says
Amen.