we're knocking back the ?2 sparkling wine and watching the world burn, so excuse anything that is said from here on in, We don't even condone our own views on a regular day, so just take it all in its stride.
If you're just popping by to check out some celebrity gossip on your way to ?hit-up? the next town centre, then thanks for swinging by and please don't come back.
We might look nice, but really we make fun of you in our spare time, which is plentiful since you made us lose our jobs at a nice independent shop.
On the other hand if you're a regular reader of whatever this is, then we apologise for that and also the fact that this comment on the state of music videos is usually very off topic and we thank you for being so loyal. So, ladies, gentleman, and hooded youths here?s a true ballad for you.