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Diary of the Fearless Truth Seekers: The Week in Tabloids- Animal Rights and Front Page Wrongs

by Si Sharp

Tabloid editorial philosophy dictates that when a story is too good to be true, then not only is it probably not, but it almost certainly won’t matter whether or not it is true. Every so often a news story seems to tick so many of a newspaper’s boxes, but despite the exciting claims made in the [...]

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Primal Scream Point Out That The Conservative Party Are Fond Of Drug Dealing, STDs And Prostitution

by Mof Gimmers

Dealers keep dealin’. Thieves keep thievin’. Whores keep whorin’. Junkies keep scorin’. Trade is on the meat rack. Strip joints full of hunchbacks. Bitches keep bitchin’. Clap keeps itchin’. You might recognise these as the lyrics from Primal Scream’s exileonmainstreetesque hit, ‘Rocks’. What you may not realise is that the British Conservative Party are big [...]

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Exclusive: Hecklerspray Has Access To Proposed Tory Policies That Won’t Make The Manchester Conference

by Matthew Laidlow

Politics, what a lot of cobblers. Full of posh and privately educated individuals, the humble person on the street has to work out what’s a lie, or just fabrication. Politicians have a long way to go before the general public appreciate them. Ever seen an MP sticker book? Only people who are liked get this [...]

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American Christians Are Mental And Heckle Obama [Video]

by Mof Gimmers

Did you know that Barack Obama is the antichrist? Did you have any idea? Must be something to do with his Middle Eastern sounding name. So thank Godly Godlington that Christians are on-hand to point out that Obama is some kind of lousy, Middle Eastern infidel who… …hang on a minute. Wasn’t Jesus from Palestine [...]

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Diary of the Fearless Truth Seekers: The Week in Tabloids- Bloody Foreigners, Over Here, Nicking Our Wind

by Si Sharp

Over the summer we had riots and phone hacking. Everything’s gone quiet now and we’re left with the old bogeymen. The Mail sees global warming as some kind of conspiracy that involves the BBC, the lib dems, Richard Dawkins and someone at a council who wants to rebrand Christmas as Winterval. In fact on Monday [...]

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Tony Bennett Tells America It Was To Blame For 9/11 And Dubya Knows It Too

by Mof Gimmers

Hey! Tony Bennett! We know you’ve got a duets LP to promote, but forget all that – we wanna know what you think about terrorism. Y’know, you’re not exactly a 100% American lookin’ anyway, which effectively makes you a foreigner. As such, you’re probably sympathetic to those terrorist guys, right? What’s that? You think that [...]

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Creased Or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is

by Michael Park

Wanking Hard or Hardly Wanking? Folded The Spaghetti Western Orchestra – You have until 8.49pm BST to watch this wonderfully weird Proms performance. Do it. Hitchcock’s Cameos – In the first of too many Tumblr posts in this week’s ‘Creased or Folded?’, here’s some of Hitchcock’s cameos. He’s the Jon Favreau of the Golden Age. [...]

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Why Does America Hate Cher’s Transgender Son? Because They’re Idiot Christians Being Forced To Watch TV

by Mof Gimmers

Cher has a son. He’s called Chaz. Chaz used to be a girl, but now isn’t. And that’s fine because what he looks at when naked in the mirror doesn’t affect anyone but him or who he has sex with. Right? WRONG. See, America – because it’s filled with judgemental Christian dickheads – completely believes [...]

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Monster Created In USA As Bieber Street Sign Is Stolen

by Mof Gimmers

Justin Bieber has created a monster. That’s right – the 4 week old heartthrob has managed to get a young, innocent girl and turn her into a jaded, cynical, coal hearted ghoul. Bieber, mixed with American politics, has torn out the heart of a fragile young girl, now destined for a life of jaded pain. [...]

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Badvertising: Why Not Buy This Car? It’s Hideous But We Think You’ll Like That.

by Michael Park

Cars. Automobiles. Vehicles. Things with engines. On four wheels (sometimes three) that often get covered in ice during winter and, if you get leather seats, are too hot to sit in during the summer. Yes, our four wheeled friends are so much a part of our everyday life that it takes the release of Disney [...]

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