Cher has a son. He’s called Chaz. Chaz used to be a girl, but now isn’t. And that’s fine because what he looks at when naked in the mirror doesn’t affect anyone but him or who he has sex with. Right? WRONG.
See, America – because it’s filled with judgemental Christian dickheads – completely believes that Chaz Bono’s genitalia it’s everyone business.
That’s why there’s a load of hooting fools all kicking off about Chaz’s appearance on Dancing With the Stars. WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY? You’d hope Jesus would have better things to do with his time than watching dreadful dancing competitions. And Cher? She’s not happy about it at all.
Chaz is the first transgender competitor on the dancing contest and as such, in the name of equality, look just as daft as everyone else in their hideous outfits while badly gyrating around a ballroom floor to some half-baked version of ‘Smooth’ by Carlos Santana.
And people are attacking Chaz with their words, spitting about how disgusting it is that someone who has taken presumably an agonising decision to realign their gender, should want to partake in a television programme.
It’s awful isn’t it?
And Cher has hit out against naysayers on twitter, saying:
“lovelies! Chaz is Being Viciously Attacked on Blogs & Message boards about being on DWTS!This is Still America right ? It took guts 2 do it
One group, who sound particularly lovely, called One Million Moms, who have a goal to fight the “filth many segments of our society, especially the entertainment media,” are urging people to
“Email ABC Network and let them know that we will not tolerate these subjects being forced into our homes.”
Didya hear that? The real tragedy here is that Americans are actively forced by their government to watch Dancing With The Stars. The off button refuses to work while it broadcasts and all channels are required by law to air it. There is no escape outside either, as the show itself is projected onto the sky for all to see.
Poor, poor Christian America. They’re forced to face a thing they simply refuse to understand based on the teachings of some Middle Eastern hippie with holes in his paws.
Good thing none of these Christians are fat, because last time we checked, gluttony was high on the list of sins.
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jochem says
Nice. You hit the nail on the head with that one Mof.
Emma Jay says
I for one am OUTRAGED that this MUTANT has been THRUST upon America’s television-watching PUBLIC, who for reasons beyond our COMPREHENSION cannot find anything better to do than PEDDLE HATE in the name of the Lord-ah! The Lord-ah will STRIKE Chaz DOWN-AH! The Lord-ah will place him BACK in the depths of HELL-AH where he belongs-ah!
Fucking cunts. And ABC are cunts for stirring controversy to generate more viewers. I hope Chaz whoops ass and wins the stupid show for all transgenders out there.
Derek Northcote says
Well said………..
The truth says
Sorry but it’s the truth Chaz’ situation is disgusting and so is the writer of this article oh, and yeah if you both continue your disgusting lifestyles you will not inherit heaven, it is what it is people!
Stella says
Would you dare ask a Muslim for their opinion on the matter and then slag it off?
Mangosta says
No, because their extremists tend to get all blowy-uppy and head choppy as opposed to just hypocritically hate filled and self satisfied like Christian extremists. It makes sense not to, like not sticking your dangly bits into a nest of fire ants.
Mangosta says
I hope the the doorman for Heaven lets me in in these casual shoes.
Derooftrouser says
Stella, that is the crappiest use of an already crappy argument I have seen.
Kudos.
amarilynn says
Sadly MOF, you’re right about many things. But you’re wrong about one key thing: Jesus, the one you described as “a Middle Eastern hippie with holes in his paws,” never spoke anything against gays. He associated with prostitutes, tax collecters, and fishermen…the people viewed as “rejects” and less desireables of society. He never showed judgement but love. He urged people to come away from their wrong-doing but he never witheld healing, or help from them because of who they were. He was put to death because of the Pharisees who basically would be the right-wing Christian nut-jobs of today. Honestly, these people would crucify Jesus all over again today if he were to appear because what they have in their minds as “Christian” is not what it actually is. Don’t be deceived and grow hatred and cynacism (sorry ,no spell-check) in your heart because of these fools who are bearing false witness against God. They are breaking a key commandment and they will reap their just reward.
Tweakz Anonymous says
I`m sorry but you all are pathetic excuses for humans!!!. Who care`s if Cher`s son is a transgender. Last time i checked “god” made us all you hypocritical bastards. You should honestly all be ashamed of yourselves he is a fucking human just like us. He speaks, walks, talks, shits, shower`s and sleeps just like us. Has hormones just like us. I am going to laugh histerically when one of you “people” has a child who becomes gay or transgender. Karma`s a bitch and its gonna hit you hard!. Smh
Tweakz Anonymous says
Thank god someone has a <3 around here!.
Tweakz Anonymous says
Not trying to sound rude or even cocky!. Just telling you how it is & who ever dont like it sorry about your luck. Js