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Patrick Swayze Gives Himself Two Year

by Stuart Heritage

When Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with cancer last year he was initially given five weeks to live, a deadline he easily beat.

But hold your horses, everyone. Just because he managed to beat one depressingly short cancer prognosis, Patrick Swayze wants everyone to know that he’s not going to live forever. In fact, in a bleak reality check during an interview with Barbara Walters, Patrick Swayze has only given himself two more years.

Patrick Swayze has got guts – making that admission while staring directly at a million-year-old bouffant Skeletor who logic dictates he should survive by several decades? That’s bravery.

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Patrick Swayze Wants You All To Know That He Isn’t Dead Yet

by Stuart Heritage

The fact that Patrick Swayze is still around nine months after he was apparently given five weeks to live is clearly impressive.

What’s more impressive is that Patrick Swayze has got his pancreatic cancer on the run. He’s responding well enough to the treatment that he’s even made his own, admittedly quite rubbish-looking TV show.

So Patrick Swayze doesn’t seem like he’s on death’s door. And if you think he is, keep it to yourself, because Patrick Swayze is so furious about it that it’s all he can do not to get all penultimate scene of Ghost on your arse.

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Patrick Swayze Really Not A Fan Of The Whole Cancer Thing

by Stuart Heritage

The last time Patrick Swayze had a second chance it was in the movie Ghost, and he used it to cut a bloke in half with a window.

And now Patrick Swayze has been given another second chance, and this one is perhaps even more remarkable. When he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, Patrick Swayze was supposedly given five weeks to live. That was back in March, and not only has Swayze not died, but he’s also managed to star in a TV show in the meantime as well.

So Patrick Swayze has hit the promotional circuit, giving a bracingly upbeat interview to the New York Times where he revealed how proud he is of his continued recovery while admitting that chemotherapy is ‘hell on wheels’. It must be working, though, because Swayze is doing a fairly good impression of a man on the mend. Maybe our dream of seeing Red Dawn 2: Zombie Commies get made wasn’t so stupid after all.

The last time Patrick Swayze had a second chance it was in the movie Ghost, and he used it to cut a bloke in half with a window. And now Patrick Swayze has been given another second chance, and this one is perhaps even more remarkable. When he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, Patrick Swayze was supposedly given five weeks to live. That was back in March, and not only has Swayze not died, but he's also managed to star in a TV show in the meantime as well. So Patrick Swayze has hit the promotional circuit, giving a bracingly upbeat interview to the New York Times where he revealed how proud he is of his continued recovery while admitting that chemotherapy is 'hell on wheels'. It must be working, though, because Swayze is doing a fairly good impression of a man on the mend. Maybe our dream of seeing Red Dawn 2: Zombie Commies get made wasn't so stupid after all.
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Bernie Mac Not Dead. May Be Dying. Probably Not Though.

by Ian Dransfield

There are some ‘are they-aren’t they?’ games that we prefer not to play, as they’re simply not as much fun as they should be. Assuming that Angelina Jolie has had herself some kids is one version of the game we’re more than willing to play. Even when it’s as clearly wrong as some people can [...]

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Patrick Swayze Punches Cancer In The Arse

by Stuart Heritage

The more eagle-eyed among you will have noticed that Patrick Swayze isn’t as dead as he’s supposed to be.

Four months ago Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with a particularly vicious bout of pancreatic cancer that we were told would kill him within weeks. Now, though, PatrickSwayze has surprised everyone by looking remarkably healthy – so what gives?

According to Patrick Swayze himself, his apparent recovery is a ‘miracle’. Miracle schmiracle, we say – it’s obvious that Patrick Swayze is doing so well because of a) impressive advances in oncology and b) Patrick Swayze’s realisation that royalties from sales of Ghost DVDs have rocketed since he got cancer and if he hangs around long enough he’ll be able to afford a speedboat.

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Cancer-stricken Patrick Swayze to make TV comeback

by David Schwartz

From DIETPIXIE- It seems nothing really can put Patrick Swayze in a corner. Just a few months ago, the Dirty Dancing star had weeks to live after being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. But it was reported this week that 55-year-old Patrick Swayze is actually returning to work. Yes, you heard that right: cancer-stricken Patrick Swayze [...]

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Patrick Swayze Probably Not Going To Star In Point Break 2

by David Schwartz

Everyone is surprised at the announcement that Patrick Swayze is to star in the sequel to Point Break – not least the cancer-stricken actor himself.

W. Peter Illiff, who wrote the screenplay for the original 1991 surfing movie, has penned a second instalment, and insists Swayze will return as the bank-robbing surfer Bodhi. He also says Keanu Reeves will return to play the FBI agent sent to track him down. He told US Weekly:

“We always wanted Patrick to return. He’ll definitely be surfing.”

Surfing, you say. Now that’s some comeback for a star who was only recently given months to live after being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. But Illif added:

“Things are going well, he’s fighting the good fight.”

Well, that’s all very well, and, after all, no one puts Swayze in the corner. But it certainly is news to Swayze himself, who revealed in a statement that, though he is responding well to treatment, rumours of a him taking part in Point Break 2 are slightly wide of the mark.

These pampered Hollywood stars!

Everyone is surprised at the announcement that Patrick Swayze is to star in the sequel to Point Break – not least the cancer-stricken actor himself. W. Peter Illiff, who wrote the screenplay for the original 1991 surfing movie, has penned a second instalment, and insists Swayze will return as the bank-robbing surfer Bodhi. He also says Keanu Reeves will return to play the FBI agent sent to track him down. He told US Weekly: "We always wanted Patrick to return. He'll definitely be surfing." Surfing, you say. Now that's some comeback for a star who was only recently given months to live after being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. But Illif added: "Things are going well, he's fighting the good fight." Well, that's all very well, and, after all, no one puts Swayze in the corner. But it certainly is news to Swayze himself, who revealed in a statement that, though he is responding well to treatment, rumours of a him taking part in Point Break 2 are slightly wide of the mark. These pampered Hollywood stars!
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Patrick Swayze Not Scared Of His Cancer

by Stuart Heritage

Patrick Swayze doesn’t just have to deal with his pancreatic cancer these days – he’s also got to put up with everyone talking like he’s already dead.

That’d be hard enough for anyone to handle, but not Patrick Swayze. According to those around him, Patrick Swayze is coping bravely with his illness, and is ‘determined and enthusiastic’ about everything in his path.

What’s more, Patrick Swayze’s brother says he still has all his hair. So at least that’s something he’s got on, say, John Travolta. Allegedly.

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Whoopi Goldberg Thanks Patrick Swayze For Oscar Win

by Stuart Heritage

This is just a hunch, but we think Whoopi Goldberg might be having a competition with herself to find the most inappropriate time to mention her Oscar win.

Up until now Whoopi hadn’t been doing so well, only talking about winning an Oscar on the day after the Oscars. But that was before Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with terminal pancreatic cancer.

You see, Whoopi Goldberg and Patrick Swayze starred together in Ghost, the movie that Whoopi Goldberg won her Oscar for. And yesterday on The View, Whoopi paid tribute to Patrick Swayze by claiming that she wouldn’t have won her Oscar if it wasn’t for him. Which we’re sure will brighten Patrick’s day immeasurably, unless he happens to have something more important on his mind at the moment.

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Patrick Swayze Cancer Reports Depressingly Accurate

by Stuart Heritage

Yesterday’s news that Patrick Swayze is dying of terminal pancreatic cancer was so unexpected that many people believed it to be made up.

Sadly that’s not the case at all. Patrick Swayze’s publicist has confirmed that the actor has been diagnosed with the disease and is undergoing treatment for it.

However, the publicist added that the ‘five weeks to live’ angle of the stories were wide of the mark. Apparently Patrick Swayze only has a limited amount of cancer growing inside him and is responding well to the treatment, it has been said.

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