The fact that Patrick Swayze is still around nine months after he was apparently given five weeks to live is clearly impressive.
What’s more impressive is that Patrick Swayze has got his pancreatic cancer on the run. He’s responding well enough to the treatment that he’s even made his own, admittedly quite rubbish-looking TV show.
So Patrick Swayze doesn’t seem like he’s on death’s door. And if you think he is, keep it to yourself, because Patrick Swayze is so furious about it that it’s all he can do not to get all penultimate scene of Ghost on your arse.
Manufacturers of limited-edition plate sets featuring badly-painted pictures of Patrick Swayze dancing in a vest and the slogan ‘Nobody puts baby in a corner… except pancreatic cancer. Patrick Swayze: 1952 – 2008’, we have some bad news for you. It doesn’t look like Patrick Swayze is going anywhere.
It’s astounding to think that back in March Patrick Swayze was given just five weeks to live because pancreatic cancer had taken hold in his body. But then the five-week mark passed. And then the five-month mark. And then enough time for Patrick Swayze to have to deny that he was going to star in Point Break 2 because he realised he wasn’t going to get out of it by dying first.
Between this and his new TV show Beast, it seems like Patrick Swayze has got his pancreatic cancer well and truly licked. Whether it’s because he was rich enough to afford the best cancer treatment in the world or because God doesn’t want him to leave Earth until he’s made a sequel to Letters From A Killer, a movie which He wrongly regards as a classic, it doesn’t matter. Patrick Swayze is on the mend and that’s what’s important.
Unless you’re the National Enquirer, because if that’s the case then what’s important is writing all kinds of stories about what a feeble old cancer-suffering wanker Patrick Swayze is as often as possible; something that Swayze himself has not unreasonably got the arseholes with. The New York Daily News reports:
“They’re reporting that I’m on my last legs and saying goodbye to my tearful family!” he railed. He called the coverage of his battle as “emotional cruelty” – especially, he said, “when hope is so precious… It’s upsetting that the shoddy and reckless reporting from these publications cast a negative shadow on the positive and good fight I’m fighting.”
Honestly, these people should know better than to morbidly follow every last gasp and croak of a man with a serious disease. Not only does it reflect very badly on the publications in question, but you also have to wonder if any of these journalists have ever seen Ghost.
Annoy Patrick Swayze in this life and he’ll come and get you from the next life. Or he’ll sort of jump inside Whoopi Goldberg‘s body and make her come and get you. Or he’ll help Demi Moore do some pottery. Or something.
Look, it’s ages since we last saw Ghost. Just, anyway, look, stop it.
Gary says
I’ve been a fan of Patrick’s since Dirty Dancing and wish him the very best. I know what he’s going through and what he’s up against; my mother died of pancreatic cancer in 2000. Her’s was a classic case: diagnosed in March, dead in October. I think too many people have a rosied-eyed view of Patrick’s battle. No one has pancreatic cancer “licked” (as the writer above says) until he or she dies of other causes. Patrick has a slim to no chance of survival; I hope he proves the odds wrong and lives long and dies an old man.
Blakeob Niessen says
I have myself been a fan of Patrick ever since I made love with him.