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Sandra Bullock: Simultaneously Brilliant And Crap

by Stuart Heritage

The Oscar nominations are being announced today, and Sandra Bullock looks likely to earn a best actress nod.

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Kim Basinger To Probably Not Win Any Oscars Next Year, Then

by Stuart Heritage

Do you like everything that Steve Martin has ever done, and everything that Alec Baldwin has ever done, and the Oscars?

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Oscars: Every Film Ever To Get Nominated For Best Picture Now

by Stuart Heritage

Sean Penn! Come back! We forgive you for everything! But come back! We need you now more than ever!

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty

Some good, some bad.

Folded:

* Chuck Norris ‘Action Jeans’ (you so want a pair)
* The return of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s great. It is)
* Iran, dangerous? (nah, it’s bloody lovely there)
* Eva Green has lived in London for the past two years (why doesn’t somebody tell us these things?!)
* The Mist (just in case you need cheering up in the current climate of doom and gloom)

Creased:

* Oscars coverage (between ancient Tom Brook on the BBC and overcooked bacon Carla Romano on GMTV, you’d have been better off sticking with us)
* Mickey Rourke missing out (all those steroids for nuthin’)
* Sega Mega Drive Ultimate Collection on PS3 (memory lane is fine , but a plasma screen and Alex Kidd do not mix)
* ‘Boker face’ (it’s silly, childish and impossible to stop singing when trapped in your head)
* Gordon Gekko (definitely a whole lot tamer than you remember)

Some good, some bad. Folded: * Chuck Norris ‘Action Jeans’ (you so want a pair) * The return of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s great. It is) * Iran, dangerous? (nah, it’s bloody lovely there) * Eva Green has lived in London for the past two years (why doesn’t somebody tell us these things?!) * The Mist (just in case you need cheering up in the current climate of doom and gloom) Creased: * Oscars coverage (between ancient Tom Brook on the BBC and overcooked bacon Carla Romano on GMTV, you’d have been better off sticking with us) * Mickey Rourke missing out (all those steroids for nuthin') * Sega Mega Drive Ultimate Collection on PS3 (memory lane is fine , but a plasma screen and Alex Kidd do not mix) * ‘Boker face’ (it’s silly, childish and impossible to stop singing when trapped in your head) * Gordon Gekko (definitely a whole lot tamer than you remember)
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StuFan#1 Pomps News Of Oscar Into Your Eyes From Thetelly

by hecklerspray staff

OMG!!!!!!!!!1 yyyyyyyes!heath ledge has one his ward for best sporting actor in a roll and I couldnt’ be pleased for him because he sooooooooooooooo serves this I am really glad this will totally get hiscareer going now yyyyyyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!as the ozzies say good inyer mate I heard it in the radio once

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Audrina Partridge Gets Burgled! On Oscar Night! Or Something!

by Stuart Heritage

Grief? An uneasy feeling that undesirables have been in your home? You’ve been watching The Hills, haven’t you.

Or you’ve been burgled. Basically the effects of either are identical. Just ask Audrina Partridge – she’s in The Hills and now she’s been burgled as well. Plus she has to talk to Spencer Pratt sometimes. Talk about unlucky.

But more fool the burglars, because Audrina Partridge managed to catch them on camera. This basically means that they’ll probably end up with their own MTV reality show. At least they’ve got a talent, which admittedly puts them a nose in front of Audrina.

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Oscars Red Carpet Fashion: The Rubbish Non-Copyright Gallery

by Stuart Heritage

People only watch the Oscars for the red carpet fashion. This is because, deep down, everyone is a homosexual man.

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Top 16 Worst Oscar Moments

by David Schwartz

If you thought the Oscars was purely about self-important film folk giving their fat egos a good, old stroke you would be so right.

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Oscars Really Wanted That Jennifer Aniston/ Angelina Jolie Fight

by Stuart Heritage

The Oscars, while ostensibly about giving little statues to humourless men, were only really about one thing.

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Oscars: Slumdog Millionaire Wins (Yay), Also Sean Penn (Boo)

by Stuart Heritage

Oh Oscars, how could you? Up in chihuahua heaven, little Loki Rourke is in floods. Floods. Are you happy now?

You’d better be. Because, even though he’s won every single other award on the face of the Earth for The Wrestler, the Oscars have just decided to snub Mickey Rourke and give the Best Actor trophy to Sean Penn. Honestly Oscars, when Mickey Rourke goes off the rails again and ends up starring in Sylvester Stallone’s Get Carter 2, the blood will be on your hands.

Also, Slumdog Millionaire won a bunch of Oscars, which is a great surprise to… oh, nobody.

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