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A Boring List Of Stupid Films Have Been Showered With Vague Praise In Oscar Nominations Thing

Oh deep bloody joy. The Oscars have announced their nominations for films which they think are better than other films which they may or may not have seen. Fantastic news. Cocaine dealers and chandelier menders, brace yourself for some action soon. That’s right. An arbitrarily picked bunch of films are all being put forward as [...]

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Anne Hathaway And James Franco Are Hosting The Oscars And Many Hope They’ll Recognise Their Faces Because They Can’t Quite Picture Them

by Mof Gimmers

Ah! The Oscars! The awards ceremony that means absolutely piss-all to anyone apart from those who make posters for films and rental DVDs. Having ‘Oscar Winner’ on your blurb makes you look like you know what you’re doing, even if you won the award for providing the best prosthetic ears or something. Anyway, Tinseltown is [...]

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Sigourney Weaver: ‘The Oscars Are Sexist! Or Not Sexist Enough!’

by Stuart Heritage

Now that it’s April, we don’t have to remember anything about what happened at The Oscars, and it’s beautiful.

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Sandra Bullock In Weird Human Colouring Book Love Triangle

by Stuart Heritage

When Kate Winslet split up from her husband, everyone was all like “Ha ha! It’s the curse of the Oscars!”

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Miley Cyrus Says She’s Absolutely Deeper Than You

by Stuart Heritage

Miley Cyrus was at the Oscars on Sunday, possibly because Hannah Montana: The Movie was up for the Biggest Load Of Cack award.

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Oscars 2010 Red Carpet: Copyright-Free Fashion Gallery

by Stuart Heritage

Fact: nobody watches the Oscars because they like films. They watch the Oscars because they like the dresses.

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The Oscars 2010: Apparently The Hurt Locker Is Quite Good

by Stuart Heritage

Last night’s Oscars set up a number of rivalries – Sandra Bullock vs Meryl Streep, Steve Martin vs Alec Baldwin.

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No, Really, James Cameron Would Love The Oscars To Mock Avatar

by Stuart Heritage

Each year the Oscars have a theme. Admittedly most of the time the theme is Sobbing Millionaires, so nobody really notices.

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Amazing Academy Awards Predictions REVEALED!

by Josh Burt

For anyone who doesn’t already know – perhaps you’re too cool, too busy, or too strung out to really care – it’s the 419th Academy Awards this weekend. Yeah, we’re pretty excited. All the stars will be on the red carpet, with their dresses and their lovely suits, and once inside that swishy auditorium, it’ll [...]

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