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SLACKERJACK – Vampire Kitten

by Stuart Heritage

Quick, what are the three things that internet losers like you enjoy the most? That’s right – kittens, vampires and online games where you throw things as far as you can. Well guess what? Vampire Kitten is about all of those three things. In Vampire Kitten it’s your job to kick a kitten – who [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Waterfalls 2

by Stuart Heritage

It’s time for one of those Slackerjacks that’s all dreamy and pianoy and stuff. Waterfalls 2 doesn’t even have any guns in it or anything. This is how to look after your female readers. Anyway, Waterfalls 2 involves directing particles of coloured light into a container with arrows. It’s not particularly difficult, but it looks [...]

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SLACKERJACK: It’s That Angelina Jolie Film, Salt

by Stuart Heritage

Hey, you know that new film Salt, where Angelina Jolie runs around shooting people and it all looks a bit crap and nobody can really the see the point of watching it? You do? Great. Then this game based on Salt needs little explanation. You’re Angelina Jolie and you have to run around inside an [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Sushi Cat: The Honeymoon

by Stuart Heritage

The first Sushi Cat game was a breath of fresh air. It was simple, it was pretty and it was fun. So how have the makers of Sushi Cat improved the formula for Sushi Cat: The Honeymoon? Funny story: they haven’t. Sushi Cat: The Honeymoon is EXACTLY THE SAME as Sushi Cat. Not that it [...]

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SLACKERJACK: Helmet Bombers

by Stuart Heritage

If you liked Ragdoll Cannon, but were upset that only dolls got hurt instead of actual living human beings, you’ll just love Helmet Bombers. It works in more or less the same way as Ragdoll Cannon – you have to hit a target with a projectile – except with Helmet Bombers the targets are actual [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Blobble Wars

by Stuart Heritage

We can tell that you’re a closet imperialist. Of we course we can. Just look at you. That Napoleon hat you’re wearing sort of gives you away. But still, to satisfy your needs here’s Blobble Wars. It’s a game where you fire balls at things until they change colour and then you win. In many [...]

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SLACKERJACK: Ricochet Kills 2

by Stuart Heritage

Think of Ricochet 2 as a sort of variation of snooker. It’s much better than that, though, because instead of plotting angles to knock stupid balls into crap holes, you plot angles to shoot men with a big gun. Perfect. Richochet 2 has got a lot going for it – addictive gameplay, perfect sound effects, [...]

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SLACKERJACK: Action Turnip

by Stuart Heritage

Yes, this is a game called Action Turnip. What of it? Oh, shut up. Action Turnip is actually quite wonderful. It’s basically Canabalt – because isn’t everything these days – but better. Action Turnip is better because a) you get to shoot things, b) there are all kinds of bizarre retina-mangling power-ups available and c) [...]

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SLACKERJACK: Inferno

by Stuart Heritage

Firemen are just so heroic and sexy, aren’t they? Not like you, you obese cubicle monkey. God, you make us sick. In fact, Inferno is probably the closest you’ll ever become to being a hero. It’s a fire-fighting simulation game where you have to run around extinguishing several increasingly out of control building fires. Inferno [...]

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SLACKERJACK: Max Damage 2

by Stuart Heritage

Look, you may as well face the fact that you’re going to play Max Damage 2. It’s called Max Damage, for crying out loud. What more could you want? Better yet, Max Damage 2 is all about breaking things with a cannon. Aim your cannon at a telly, and you’ll break the telly. Aim it [...]

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