Firemen are just so heroic and sexy, aren’t they? Not like you, you obese cubicle monkey. God, you make us sick.
In fact, Inferno is probably the closest you’ll ever become to being a hero. It’s a fire-fighting simulation game where you have to run around extinguishing several increasingly out of control building fires. Inferno is much harder then it looks, and by the time you’re finished you’ll never be more aware of the yawning gap between the heroics of real firemen and you. Ugh. You.